Me: It’s Summer! I want to go to the beach and ride my bike and go hiking!

My body: Sure sure sure sure OR you could be sick for half the time and not do any of those things…

Me: …👀

My body: …👀

So now we’re in the library and he asks another kid (right in front of the kid’s mom) if he is allowed to play Roblox. The kid says yes. So then my son says “Oh, my mom doesn’t because people use it to kidnap you” and like…yes but also…👀 Why is parenting so weird?!

PT 2

I don’t allow my kids to play Roblox because of how easy it is for predators to communicate with children even when you use the parental controls. I’d done a lot of research on it when my son first started playing it. So I explained why I didn’t want him playing it anymore.
PT 1

Rep Tom Suozzi: “Very simple. Putin is a dictator. Zelenskyy is not.” What’s so hard to understand about that?

Why are these so accurate?!