Steve Smotzer
ssmotzer.bsky.social
Steve Smotzer
@ssmotzer.bsky.social
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You better keep that clip of you clicking save and it cutting to the disconnect screen.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Your hubris killed it. Good job.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And people say it's too much for the Pokemon company too have 1000 little critters in their games.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I love that a developer dropped in at the start and asked if you guys need help and Shoomimi said no and threw the dev into the ocean.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Better yet, get the song from 1982 and play it over the elevator murder and then cut to the hearse on the highway as the title pops up.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Night Shift (2018), but when the screen goes black it cuts to Night Shift (1982), starring Michael Keaton, just as the police are picking up the body.

....oh wait, did you want a serious recommendation?
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Are you gonna try to build your own Steam Machine inside of a Gamecube shell?
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't know why, but I am getting the feeling that these 3 brothers have some kind of podcast together.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ah yes, smell math
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Nah, what you gotta do is get into a fetish so esoteric that no one knows you're jackin' off to it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Here's to hoping you get the new biome.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm actually not sure how this is gonna go.

Cause you got Ra, the literal god of the sun, but Gigantimax Charizard is hotter than the sun.... so like, who wins there?
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
But my skates need new wheels, I can't scoot if I wanted to.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So when's the baby shower?
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Wack wack wack.... Timber
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Elven shield and a woodcutter's axe.

Gurl, yo' build is wack.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My guess is John has had a script for The Thing ready for years, he just needed Kurt Russell to be old enough to play a senile MacReady. Which was unfortunate cause Kurt Russell has aged immaculately.
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I thought it was Jentucky
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
But when is gonna be on Poob?
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh right, for a second I forgot this was a Saban production.

It's safe to assume they did literally everything wrong.
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nearly everything was filmed in widescreen. You'd have to go out of your way to get a 4:3 camera, which were actually more expensive, as they were usually higher resolution.

The TV studio standard was to get the whole scene in shot in widescreen and pan and scan to follow the action.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In his defense, it was probably filmed in widescreen and the editor is the one who panned and scanned away from Kimberly's cool backflip.
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
How very gregnant of you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I don't know, I'm lookin' at the footage, and I gotta say, I think they got the wrong person. Kat's obviously innocent here.
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Let me know if you need the files.

Mr Dr Noes seems to be having some issues
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM