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Maddie Aphra Vukorah
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Just your average queer thirst trap who enjoys a good Star War.
She/they 🏳️‍⚧️
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Read Ronin by Emma Mieko Candon, an amazing philosophical exploration of what it means to be Sith or Jedi without any of the trappings of Star Wars canon. The one SW book I would consider literature.
Book cover of Ronin: a Visions Novel, depicting a traditional samurai looking Sith man with clear cybernetic implants.
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Amazing, gonna steal a couple of these for my own Alesha deck.
Might I suggest one more card?
August 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Well then it must be good!
Cover of the book Star Wars: the Last Jedi. Unrelated to the best SW movie.
April 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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It's stiff competition out here.
Poster for Baby Driver, starring men with allegations Kevin Spacey (rape/sexual assault), Ansel Elgort (sexual assault), Jamie Foxx (sexual assault, battery) and Jon Hamm (frat related assault)
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A blue alien, lovingly nicknamed Glassface, looks shocked as Luke slaps Leia.
March 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I should really get my hands on this issue and frame it huh
Cover to Doctor Aphra (2020) #10, featuring both Dr Aphra and Vukorah
March 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Guess who's got two thumbs and just picked up her new ID?
A happy ol' gal pointing at her fresh new ID. She's wearing a white top, green long skirt and jacket, a black corset belt, gold glasses and accessories, and a big smile on her face. My ID with some info crossed out of course. But most importantly there's an F for my gender marker and my names: Madilia Aphra Vukorah.
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The Maga seating:
Dumpsters
March 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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It's not cheating but even if it were?
A skeleton man waving a poster that reads "Be gay do crime!". The background is rainbow coloured.
March 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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He must have flipped my wife eight times!
Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian, looking for wives to flip
March 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Your boobs:
A white dude in a silly hat singing "Am I bargained for yet?" from the Fall Out Boy song Sugar, We're Going Down
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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The ooccoo, a cursed Legend of Zelda creation that looks like a malformed humanoid woman grafted onto a chicken body. For some reason it reminds me of the new droids in the quote skeet.
March 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Getting to the point where I have to decide on new middle names before the official name change.

How cringe would it be to name myself after two characters who have meant a ton in my gender journey?
Star Wars comic panel of Vukorah holding Aphra at gunpoint.
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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My perma-tired ass continuing to fill my already booked schedule with even more shit to do:
Jeff Goldblum as Dr Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park, with a quote that says: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could... They didn't stop to think if they should."
January 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Just found out there was a Harry Potter themed baking show last year and Warwick Davis saw no issue with making an appearance.
What a Weazel.
Screenshot from Solo: a Star Wars Story featuring Warwick Davis as the character Weazel.
January 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Not many people dare to rock this colour, so I wonder why I think I look so great in yell-...OH.
An alt white girl who fell into a vat of yellow dye. Skirt, vest with zippers, and corset belt all black, while my shirt, stockings and shoes are yellow. Probably my favourite outfit. A collection of Bossk figurines, all dressed in a spacesuit of familiar yellow.
January 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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AI cannot check the sources of things it "learns" from and will never ever be a useful tool to get information. Can y'all please please realise this.
Google AI claiming Star Trek TOS has an episode about an omnipotent space frog called "What yonder soul doth go hence... a brother??" and Rachael replying with a screenshot off the clear shitpost AI took that false information from.
December 21, 2024 at 11:36 AM
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Yeah well fuck you too 501st Legion 🤷‍♀️
TikTok from one of Holland's finest Star Wars fans, Niels/TK30309, saying the 501st doesn't allow him to wear his rainbow coloured pride pauldron on his stormtrooper cosplay anymore for official 501st events
December 12, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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"Shit, we gave this kid too much queer energy but don't wanna do anything with that, let's just give her lesbian moms" starter pack
KB from Skeleton Crew, a young girl with a sidecut and a sick high-tech visor Nash Durango from Young Jedi Adventures, a young girl with a sidecut and heavy Han Solo energy
December 11, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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This moment but for Luke Skywalker seeing a toilet flush for the first time
Rey looking out at Takodana with wonder in her eyes, saying "I didn't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy..."
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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What do you *mean* seminal WLW cultural juggernaut Girl, Interrupted was directed and co-written by James Mangold???
Widescreen poster for Girl, Interrupted, featuring a closeup of Winona Ryder's face and Angelina Jolie looking her most disaster queer self in a white tanktop.
December 3, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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I try to go to Graspop every year, but currently I don't have anyone to go with. Am I crazy enough to buy tickets this week anyway? Let's find out!
Poster for the lineup of Graspop Metal Meeting 2025, including Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Korn, Powerwolf and Dream Theater. There's 88 other names on there so you'll have to forgive me if I send you to graspop.be to check them out instead of typing them all out here.
November 28, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Two burly men came to deliver my couch and said they couldn't get it up the stairs.
So I did it by myself. Girl power 💪
Selfie of me lying on my new hideously but amazingly red couch. I'm a white woman wearing a gray top with roses and skulls, and a frilly dark violet skirt. I'm throwing up a peace sign and an unimpressed facial expression.
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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This is a BlueSky toelaten. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed!

(or don't, I'm not your mom, but do look at me)
Selfie of me! A white woman with just-past-shoulderlength hair wearing red lipstick, glasses, and a cute purple/pink/blue swimsuit with floral pattern.
November 16, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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You know how much I needed to see an episode like this growing up?!?
Screenshot of Brooklyn, a transgender teen Latina in the animated show Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur. In the episode, she's breaking through a transphobe supervillain's rigged game. It's framed with a striped backdrop of all the colours of the progress pride flag and she's holding a volleyball with the trans colours. She looks like she eats terfs for breakfast.
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM