It's Luke! Over Here Now!
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He/him - Totally Reprise - Eidolon Playtest - EIDOLON: Become Your Best Self
Mario Kart: driving souped up go karts through haunted houses, lava pits and rainbow roads, feeding mushrooms into the engine to go faster
Mario Tennis: hitting the ball so hard it splits in half and things of that nature
Mario golf: we will put a cartoon hill in the background. If you're good.
Mario Tennis: hitting the ball so hard it splits in half and things of that nature
Mario golf: we will put a cartoon hill in the background. If you're good.
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mario Kart: driving souped up go karts through haunted houses, lava pits and rainbow roads, feeding mushrooms into the engine to go faster
Mario Tennis: hitting the ball so hard it splits in half and things of that nature
Mario golf: we will put a cartoon hill in the background. If you're good.
Mario Tennis: hitting the ball so hard it splits in half and things of that nature
Mario golf: we will put a cartoon hill in the background. If you're good.
I mean. Yeah I imagine
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I mean. Yeah I imagine
I cannot *believe* that jnet went down right before my block started and came back up just as my block was ending
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I cannot *believe* that jnet went down right before my block started and came back up just as my block was ending
patreon why do you have to frame the concept of "a holiday sale" in the most evil terms possible
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
patreon why do you have to frame the concept of "a holiday sale" in the most evil terms possible
Sandwich came out a little big
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sandwich came out a little big
david lynch ass tree
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
david lynch ass tree
Objectively hilarious lyrics to include in the conclusion of your rock opera trilogy that rabid fans have been waiting on for 15 years
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Objectively hilarious lyrics to include in the conclusion of your rock opera trilogy that rabid fans have been waiting on for 15 years
actually no i take it back, these look better
at least they're full resolution copy-pastes of promo art instead of low-quality screen rips
at least they're full resolution copy-pastes of promo art instead of low-quality screen rips
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
actually no i take it back, these look better
at least they're full resolution copy-pastes of promo art instead of low-quality screen rips
at least they're full resolution copy-pastes of promo art instead of low-quality screen rips
i mean i guess those movies aren't *not* funny
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i mean i guess those movies aren't *not* funny
Me trying to count how many times the phrase "this city" is used in Act 2 alone
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me trying to count how many times the phrase "this city" is used in Act 2 alone
4 favorite ps2 games
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
4 favorite ps2 games
Wife's out of town, time to cook Too Much Shrimp
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Wife's out of town, time to cook Too Much Shrimp
I've got more than enough cards left to tank the Attini a second time, and they're out of cards so they can't Void me again. But... they've still got one more unrezzed upgrade.
And it's this shithead right here.
And it's this shithead right here.
![Whenever the Runner makes a successful run on this server, play a Psi Game. (Players secretly bid 0–2[credit]. Then each player reveals and spends their bid.) If the bids differ, the Runner cannot access cards other than this upgrade for the remainder of that run. If the bids match, the Runner cannot access this upgrade for the remainder of that run.
When your turn ends, you may move this upgrade to the root of another server.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreifsp57ntuyenzm4wbpq64tgk6gtlvl2m3l5kobwhwdkmqzponxqyq@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I've got more than enough cards left to tank the Attini a second time, and they're out of cards so they can't Void me again. But... they've still got one more unrezzed upgrade.
And it's this shithead right here.
And it's this shithead right here.
I bounce off the Flyswatter, Hannah tags me which lets me install the Crew for free. I burn Hannah for her second ability to clear the tag (which draws me more cards with my console), and use the extra clicks to money up before diving in. Kill the Flyswatter, tank the Attini, get bounced by Void.
![Amanuensis card text: +1[memory unit]
When your turn ends, place 1 power counter on this hardware if you are tagged.
Whenever you remove 1 or more tags, you may remove 1 hosted power counter to draw 2 cards.
Limit 1 console per player.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreibamzryjcaq552szyfp6klwstbnvbnkii5lvlesh5e2hu6a3h7twm@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I bounce off the Flyswatter, Hannah tags me which lets me install the Crew for free. I burn Hannah for her second ability to clear the tag (which draws me more cards with my console), and use the extra clicks to money up before diving in. Kill the Flyswatter, tank the Attini, get bounced by Void.
Even though Audrey can't break anything, I can still discard cards to boost her strength, and I've got cards that like getting discarded.
I drop Steelskin... and topdeck the last copy I have of the one exact card in my deck that can keep me alive.
I drop Steelskin... and topdeck the last copy I have of the one exact card in my deck that can keep me alive.
![Arruaceiras Crew text: Once per turn → Take 1 tag: The ice you are encountering gets –2 strength for the remainder of this encounter.
[trash], 2[credit]: Trash the ice you are encountering if its strength is 0 or less.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreiaxds4gaj6dogknea5uempsvb5rco4jm7csld3r3dvmdblvwkt6rm@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Even though Audrey can't break anything, I can still discard cards to boost her strength, and I've got cards that like getting discarded.
I drop Steelskin... and topdeck the last copy I have of the one exact card in my deck that can keep me alive.
I drop Steelskin... and topdeck the last copy I have of the one exact card in my deck that can keep me alive.
They rez one of those upgrades: it's fuckin' Mitra, which lets them swap out that unrezzed ice for something else, and they replace what probably WAS something too pricey to rez with Flyswatter, a cheap little shithead ice that some decks treat like wet tissue paper but which fucks mine up bad.
![Whenever the Runner approaches a piece of ice protecting this server, you may trash this upgrade. If you do, gain 3[credit] and you may swap the ice being approached with a piece of ice from Archives or HQ.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreifsq4t7rfsgdkx5ptkue6iq4oignjxzyfg6jcbjmftog6ytfcxc3e@jpeg)
![When you rez this ice during a run against this server, purge virus counters.
[subroutine] End the run.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreiedin4zfayozt3tsvj7jfeucup63s7nuqc5qucyrfeltiz5aektqa@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They rez one of those upgrades: it's fuckin' Mitra, which lets them swap out that unrezzed ice for something else, and they replace what probably WAS something too pricey to rez with Flyswatter, a cheap little shithead ice that some decks treat like wet tissue paper but which fucks mine up bad.
All I can REALLY do is run and hope the unrezzed ice is either something I can tank or something too pricey for them to rez.
I use Hannah to run without spending a click, and because she'll tag me when they use AV, allowing me to hopefully install something thatll help (not that I have anything)
I use Hannah to run without spending a click, and because she'll tag me when they use AV, allowing me to hopefully install something thatll help (not that I have anything)
![Hannah card text: Once per turn → [click]: Gain [click]. Run a remote server. When that run ends, if it was unsuccessful, take 1 tag.
[click], [trash]: Gain [click][click]. Remove 1 tag.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreifa5sxsm2wbjqqslvhtrv5xtxazssgs2hvgzdo6pbszbl7f7mgddy@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
All I can REALLY do is run and hope the unrezzed ice is either something I can tank or something too pricey for them to rez.
I use Hannah to run without spending a click, and because she'll tag me when they use AV, allowing me to hopefully install something thatll help (not that I have anything)
I use Hannah to run without spending a click, and because she'll tag me when they use AV, allowing me to hopefully install something thatll help (not that I have anything)
My hand is mostly crap. Nothing that's gonna get any work done for me. The corp's scoring remote is locked up *pretty tight*. They've got an Attini to slam me with damage, an unrezzed ice that could be anything, and an Anoetic Void to end my run even if I get through all that.
![Attini card text: Threat 3 → The Runner cannot spend credits while subroutines on this ice are resolving. (This ability is active if any player has 3 or more agenda points.)
[subroutine] Do 1 net damage unless the Runner pays 2[credit].
[subroutine] Do 1 net damage unless the Runner pays 2[credit].
[subroutine] Do 1 net damage unless the Runner pays 2[credit].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreigjqnf7rrtwlqvyaj73qo5akdr3d7ljwdkgze7o6scvyysn2qqz5i@jpeg)
![Anoetic Void card text: Whenever the Runner approaches this server, you may pay 2[credit] and trash 2 cards from HQ. If you do, end the run.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreidpw36xuztfeknqx7y6evcsnrceqlf7cddo5qrjmpn77klyhq7ok4@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My hand is mostly crap. Nothing that's gonna get any work done for me. The corp's scoring remote is locked up *pretty tight*. They've got an Attini to slam me with damage, an unrezzed ice that could be anything, and an Anoetic Void to end my run even if I get through all that.
I'm playing as Sebastião, probably my single favorite Runner ID. turning tags to your advantage is so fun.
The only icebreaker I've got is Audrey v2. Very strong, very flexible, as long as you can keep it up on virus counters.
Right now it only has 1.
The only icebreaker I've got is Audrey v2. Very strong, very flexible, as long as you can keep it up on virus counters.
Right now it only has 1.
![Seb card text: Whenever you take 1 or more tags, if you had no tags, you may install 1 connection resource from your grip, paying 2[credit] less.
As an additional cost to trash a connection resource with the basic action, the Corp must trash 1 card from HQ.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2mnrehyejac5itfkxtgwxnv/bafkreibk7xn5m2ilcql7cbrpsfgyh25e5bkapufi4a5h75q72ebcrixbgm@jpeg)
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm playing as Sebastião, probably my single favorite Runner ID. turning tags to your advantage is so fun.
The only icebreaker I've got is Audrey v2. Very strong, very flexible, as long as you can keep it up on virus counters.
Right now it only has 1.
The only icebreaker I've got is Audrey v2. Very strong, very flexible, as long as you can keep it up on virus counters.
Right now it only has 1.