Stephanie
@sshenouda.bsky.social
If you are one of those people who goes on 5-6+ vacations per year, please advise how.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you are one of those people who goes on 5-6+ vacations per year, please advise how.
How often are you guys thinking about skin cancer? Because I would say I'm at roughly 300-500 times per day.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How often are you guys thinking about skin cancer? Because I would say I'm at roughly 300-500 times per day.
Watched All of You and I feel like my heart got ripped out of my chest and then I was punched in the face.
September 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Watched All of You and I feel like my heart got ripped out of my chest and then I was punched in the face.
I spend a lot of my days running around and accomplishing fuck all.
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I spend a lot of my days running around and accomplishing fuck all.
This week has been absolute ass.
September 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This week has been absolute ass.
Literally horrified by the concept of deviled eggs. Not for religious reasons, but just like what the fuck.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Literally horrified by the concept of deviled eggs. Not for religious reasons, but just like what the fuck.
Travis Kelce is the only person would could pull off proposing in shorts. Bravo
August 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Travis Kelce is the only person would could pull off proposing in shorts. Bravo
Having a good weekend makes Monday hit you like a ton of bricks.
August 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Having a good weekend makes Monday hit you like a ton of bricks.
Had a skating related nightmare that someone tried to give me the wrong dress and then my skates were stolen right off my feet in the tunnel before competing (IYKYK). Haven’t done anything except open skate in at least 5 years. 😅
August 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Had a skating related nightmare that someone tried to give me the wrong dress and then my skates were stolen right off my feet in the tunnel before competing (IYKYK). Haven’t done anything except open skate in at least 5 years. 😅
Today was the first 8/20 in my entire life that I didn't wish my grandpa a happy birthday and have bumpy cake. Having a lot of feelings about this, mostly negative.
August 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Today was the first 8/20 in my entire life that I didn't wish my grandpa a happy birthday and have bumpy cake. Having a lot of feelings about this, mostly negative.
Every time I remember the plot of the movie Eddie The Eagle I am in shambles for the rest of the day.
August 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Every time I remember the plot of the movie Eddie The Eagle I am in shambles for the rest of the day.
Had waffle house for the first time yesterday and it was everything I dreamed it would be.
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Had waffle house for the first time yesterday and it was everything I dreamed it would be.
On hold with an appliance repair company and Fight Song is playing, so that's good for a Monday.
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
On hold with an appliance repair company and Fight Song is playing, so that's good for a Monday.
Honestly, do not blame our HOA manager for saying what we are all thinking. One thing about me is I don’t suffer in silence.
August 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Honestly, do not blame our HOA manager for saying what we are all thinking. One thing about me is I don’t suffer in silence.
Have been calling everyone/everything a silly goose lately and I find it's really working for me.
July 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Have been calling everyone/everything a silly goose lately and I find it's really working for me.
One of my firmest beliefs is that every restaurant should have a mandatory piece of homemade chocolate cake on their dessert menu.
July 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
One of my firmest beliefs is that every restaurant should have a mandatory piece of homemade chocolate cake on their dessert menu.
Everything I know about labubus has been against my will.
July 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Everything I know about labubus has been against my will.
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
July 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need a week by the sea that ends with me disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
Just learned that there’s such a place called Beaver Dick Park in Madison County, Idaho. Not a word of a lie.
June 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just learned that there’s such a place called Beaver Dick Park in Madison County, Idaho. Not a word of a lie.
How much of your day do you guys spend staring into mid distance in despair? Asking for a friend.
June 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How much of your day do you guys spend staring into mid distance in despair? Asking for a friend.
"Sorry, my phone is a piece of shit and so am I."
June 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Sorry, my phone is a piece of shit and so am I."
A lot of my coworkers will put their mugs and dishes in the sink next to the dishwasher and I am continually wracking my brain trying to figure out what they think that's going to achieve.
June 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A lot of my coworkers will put their mugs and dishes in the sink next to the dishwasher and I am continually wracking my brain trying to figure out what they think that's going to achieve.
🎵 There's no place I'd rather be, than on my surfboard out at sea 🎵
June 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🎵 There's no place I'd rather be, than on my surfboard out at sea 🎵
Tomorrow will be better. Or the same. Or worse.
June 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Tomorrow will be better. Or the same. Or worse.
Me watching the first episode of Ted Lasso: are they pulling a Major League?
May 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me watching the first episode of Ted Lasso: are they pulling a Major League?