Alberta is too crazy even for him?

Hey Gavin: Fuck you. Maybe don't ask other countries to fix your problem. We're trying to survive the madman you've put on the throne.

<looks at the bowl on the right>

Well, that's just nuts

(Sorry. I couldn't resist).

This version starts with "Marley was undead, to begin with."

One's on the bottom, jolly is he...

You're a culinary Columbo.