Glitter Goblin
@sschiffwrites.bsky.social
Aro Ace, agender. Pronouns are "whatever works". Writer, small, blunt. Prone to cursing, obsessed w/ yarn and emotional trauma.
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Went for a walk earlier and was treated to a lovely view 😊
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Went for a walk earlier and was treated to a lovely view 😊
I read one book in November, but I edited my whole novel and ended up writing something like 114k words. I can be forgiven for only reading one.
Hexmate by Blake R Wolfe
⭐️3 out of 5
Cute, short, something read for the smut and the cozy feelings.
Hexmate by Blake R Wolfe
⭐️3 out of 5
Cute, short, something read for the smut and the cozy feelings.
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I read one book in November, but I edited my whole novel and ended up writing something like 114k words. I can be forgiven for only reading one.
Hexmate by Blake R Wolfe
⭐️3 out of 5
Cute, short, something read for the smut and the cozy feelings.
Hexmate by Blake R Wolfe
⭐️3 out of 5
Cute, short, something read for the smut and the cozy feelings.
Baking cream puffs for after dinner and the oven door doesn't shut all the way. I'm currently leaning against it so the door remains shut and the steam doesn't escape. 🙃 Yes, I do have other things I need to be doing at the moment!!! 🎂 #bakesky
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Baking cream puffs for after dinner and the oven door doesn't shut all the way. I'm currently leaning against it so the door remains shut and the steam doesn't escape. 🙃 Yes, I do have other things I need to be doing at the moment!!! 🎂 #bakesky
Coworker: If you had to have one song play on repeat in the whole office for the rest of the week, what would it be?
Me: *sends link to Witch Doctor*
Coworker: *listens* 😵💫
Me: I'm going mad and taking you all with me.
#officelife
Me: *sends link to Witch Doctor*
Coworker: *listens* 😵💫
Me: I'm going mad and taking you all with me.
#officelife
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Coworker: If you had to have one song play on repeat in the whole office for the rest of the week, what would it be?
Me: *sends link to Witch Doctor*
Coworker: *listens* 😵💫
Me: I'm going mad and taking you all with me.
#officelife
Me: *sends link to Witch Doctor*
Coworker: *listens* 😵💫
Me: I'm going mad and taking you all with me.
#officelife
Coworker poked his head over the cubicle wall...
Him: Do you want a coffee cup of gummy bears? I bought the 5lb bag because it got here faster."
Me: Sure?
Y'all, he meant THE WHOLE CUP.
Him: Do you want a coffee cup of gummy bears? I bought the 5lb bag because it got here faster."
Me: Sure?
Y'all, he meant THE WHOLE CUP.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Coworker poked his head over the cubicle wall...
Him: Do you want a coffee cup of gummy bears? I bought the 5lb bag because it got here faster."
Me: Sure?
Y'all, he meant THE WHOLE CUP.
Him: Do you want a coffee cup of gummy bears? I bought the 5lb bag because it got here faster."
Me: Sure?
Y'all, he meant THE WHOLE CUP.
It's been a bad pain week for me. I'm so tired. 😭
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's been a bad pain week for me. I'm so tired. 😭
I only read one book in October, but I wrote almost double what I did last month! It seems that if I'm reading, I will not write, and vice versa. Why am I like this? 😭
The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch
⭐️3.75/5
Cute, fuzzy, fun, didn't give me lasting feels.
💙📚 🌈📚 #booksky
The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch
⭐️3.75/5
Cute, fuzzy, fun, didn't give me lasting feels.
💙📚 🌈📚 #booksky
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I only read one book in October, but I wrote almost double what I did last month! It seems that if I'm reading, I will not write, and vice versa. Why am I like this? 😭
The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch
⭐️3.75/5
Cute, fuzzy, fun, didn't give me lasting feels.
💙📚 🌈📚 #booksky
The Nightmare Before Kissmas by Sara Raasch
⭐️3.75/5
Cute, fuzzy, fun, didn't give me lasting feels.
💙📚 🌈📚 #booksky
Me when the COLLEGE I work for sends a text that reads, "Holday's are approaching" and I know it doesn't REALLY matter but I just...
✍️ #writingcommunity
✍️ #writingcommunity
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Alt: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming
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November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me when the COLLEGE I work for sends a text that reads, "Holday's are approaching" and I know it doesn't REALLY matter but I just...
✍️ #writingcommunity
✍️ #writingcommunity
We experimented with smoked macaroni and cheese today. It was AMAZING. 🤤 #foodsky #pelletgrill
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
We experimented with smoked macaroni and cheese today. It was AMAZING. 🤤 #foodsky #pelletgrill
I got dinner prepped AND meal prepped my breakfast for next week. I did something necessary instead of going to the fun writer's thing today. Everybody please be proud of me. 😭
Gonna go write, now. #writingcommunity ✍️
Gonna go write, now. #writingcommunity ✍️
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I got dinner prepped AND meal prepped my breakfast for next week. I did something necessary instead of going to the fun writer's thing today. Everybody please be proud of me. 😭
Gonna go write, now. #writingcommunity ✍️
Gonna go write, now. #writingcommunity ✍️
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I, an asexual, have fallen ill during Asexuality Visibility Week. This is, as the kids say, straight-up homophobic. 🙃🌈🎉
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I, an asexual, have fallen ill during Asexuality Visibility Week. This is, as the kids say, straight-up homophobic. 🙃🌈🎉
Doing cover research for urban fantasy novels, and almost all have the protagonist on the front, looking at the audience. Guess whose protagonist does NOT want to be perceived? 🙃 #writersky #authorsky
October 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Doing cover research for urban fantasy novels, and almost all have the protagonist on the front, looking at the audience. Guess whose protagonist does NOT want to be perceived? 🙃 #writersky #authorsky
January is pushing for Uno, but Magdalena hates it & won't play. It's devolved into bickering & attacking each other w/ couch cushion. Sway's watching fondly, but doesn't offer any suggestions bc he's anxious about having opinions. Joe is just happy to be there. He brought popcorn.
It’s a game night hangout for your characters! What are they playing? Who’s winning, who’s salty? #WritingPrompt
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
January is pushing for Uno, but Magdalena hates it & won't play. It's devolved into bickering & attacking each other w/ couch cushion. Sway's watching fondly, but doesn't offer any suggestions bc he's anxious about having opinions. Joe is just happy to be there. He brought popcorn.
I read four books in September. These were TikTok finds and I thoroughly enjoyed them all. Apparently, I was in a romance mood! 📚💙🌈📚 #BookSky #Romancelandia
Have you read any of these? What did you think? Are you reading anything you want to freak out about?
Have you read any of these? What did you think? Are you reading anything you want to freak out about?
October 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I read four books in September. These were TikTok finds and I thoroughly enjoyed them all. Apparently, I was in a romance mood! 📚💙🌈📚 #BookSky #Romancelandia
Have you read any of these? What did you think? Are you reading anything you want to freak out about?
Have you read any of these? What did you think? Are you reading anything you want to freak out about?
Reposted by Glitter Goblin
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
Every time someone makes a rapture/raptor joke, I want to revive the old Tumblr game. "Rapture? You mean like Blue from Jurassic Park?" "No, that's a raptor. The rapture is the dinosaur toy from Rugratz." "No, that's Reptar. The rapture is the fire horse from Pokemon." 😂
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Every time someone makes a rapture/raptor joke, I want to revive the old Tumblr game. "Rapture? You mean like Blue from Jurassic Park?" "No, that's a raptor. The rapture is the dinosaur toy from Rugratz." "No, that's Reptar. The rapture is the fire horse from Pokemon." 😂
September 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Update: I have yet to summon up the courage to continue the book I'm in the middle of. The horrible things are coming, and they have arrested my forward motion. One friend assured me that everything turns out okay, but that does nothing for my anxiety right now. 😂 #booksky 📚💙
August 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Update: I have yet to summon up the courage to continue the book I'm in the middle of. The horrible things are coming, and they have arrested my forward motion. One friend assured me that everything turns out okay, but that does nothing for my anxiety right now. 😂 #booksky 📚💙
TFW you get to a part in the book where something really important is happening, and you know it's gonna be bad, so you stop reading and just live in this horrible limbo? Yeah, I'm at one of those in the book I'm reading.
If I don't read it, it doesn't happen, right? 😅 #booksky 📚💙
If I don't read it, it doesn't happen, right? 😅 #booksky 📚💙
August 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
TFW you get to a part in the book where something really important is happening, and you know it's gonna be bad, so you stop reading and just live in this horrible limbo? Yeah, I'm at one of those in the book I'm reading.
If I don't read it, it doesn't happen, right? 😅 #booksky 📚💙
If I don't read it, it doesn't happen, right? 😅 #booksky 📚💙
I've finished 2 audiobooks this month and have started a third. I'm to design and furnish a 3-story manor house in Sims 4. All that to say, I'm having trouble actually WRITING this week! 😂
#BookSky 📚💙 #WritingCommunity
#BookSky 📚💙 #WritingCommunity
August 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've finished 2 audiobooks this month and have started a third. I'm to design and furnish a 3-story manor house in Sims 4. All that to say, I'm having trouble actually WRITING this week! 😂
#BookSky 📚💙 #WritingCommunity
#BookSky 📚💙 #WritingCommunity
