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i was put on this earth with one skill and three mental illness. megaman battle network is one of them
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uncanny valley wigglytuff
May 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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melee is often too fast for us to appreciate the glancing beauty of each moment
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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every player on slippi has a secret move they're weak to and if you hit them with it they will quit out
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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thinking about him
mark zuccerberg photographed in dramatic lighting. looking like the man brave enough to rip out my endocrine system while my heart still beats
December 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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baby's first rivals2 combo
October 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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cracking into my opponent's bank account and draining their life savings after they combo my ass for an hour straight
Youtube comment with 1.3K likes: I've seen someone saying this before and damn is it a good one. Using your favourite combo notations as a password, there's no way someone can brute force that shit but you have it branded on your memory. (1.3K thumbs up)
July 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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they only give me a [ No thanks ] button, what i need after seeing this is an [ Obliterate whoever's idea this was ] button
"Weather updates and so much more" An ad from microsoft that appeared on my taskbar without me asking, for a second time, advertising an intrusive weather feature that I intentionally turned off and never wish to turn back on. It is now complaining that i turned it off and begging me to turn it back on.
May 14, 2024 at 5:27 AM
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2 panel comic. Panel 1: 2 friends talking to each other. Friend 1 says "yeah so i went to go visit my friend-" friend 2 interrupts by using the Duo battlechip, which deals 200 damage per hit and will probably obliterate him. Panel 2: Duo shows up. Friend 1 looks on in disbelief. Tough luck buddy shoulda brought an Invis to the function.
April 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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it's been a rough week
two news article previews. 1) A boeing 787 on a transatlantic flight turned around after 8 of its 9 bathrooms reportedly stopped working. 2) Sweetpea, the tiny pup who stole the show in Puppy Bowl 2024, passed away from kidney illness.
March 5, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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reading up on the details
#sex
Super Smash Bros. Melee Mario Tutorial: Mario's Nair is not like Doc's at all. Nair is strongest at initial startup, then gets weaker while Doc's is completely the opposite.
October 27, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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dejected, expelled from chairadise, doomed to wonder the harsh bedlands
the devious kitty plotting her next move, also finding a comfy spot on the bed because she stole my seat but i needed to sit there so i said please move kitty but she didn't move so i picked her up and put her on the bed and she looked mad at me but then she was like oh the bed is also soft
October 25, 2023 at 8:02 PM
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starting it early
finished shrimp jack-o'-lantern, lit up and shining in the dark ness a little white pumpkin after being gutted and cleaned in preparation for carving the pumpkin partially carved, the carving will be a curled up shrimp and the carved out parts are starting to resemble the guide I drew on the pumpkin
September 26, 2023 at 6:15 AM
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new mario clip just dropped. peep my reel
first image, super smash bros melee. The match is 4 seconds in and the falco is on the ground and has been tricked into doing a getup attack. Mario is in the air winding up a forward aerial second image, mario lands the forward aerial third image, the game has ended because the falco quit out after getting hit by the forward aerial
September 22, 2023 at 9:07 AM
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snorlax is eating good tonight
September 12, 2023 at 12:46 AM
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cooking up a mixed salad for my snorlax
the ingredient selection screen for cooking a meal in pokemon sleep. 27 bottles of milk are selected and nothing else. it's gonna be a great salad
September 7, 2023 at 5:05 AM
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what the hell is going on in cali rn?
a stick figure person is standing outside in the center of a rain storm while wearing a giant graphic tee that says "I'm with her" and has an arrow pointing straight up. Beside the figure is a building with text proclaiming it to be the Gay Weed Store, signaling to the viewer that the image takes place in California
August 21, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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August 16, 2023 at 5:54 AM
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good morning bluesky, just popping in to share this sweet gaming clip from today
August 3, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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when a longstanding united states senator is in need of medical support, you know i'll be there
kiriko throwing a piece of enchanted paper that says "sigil that makes you die from a stroke"
July 27, 2023 at 8:16 AM
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comic panel, Megaman EXE standing in a void, beneath him is a rippling reflection, as if he's standing over a poor of water. He is saying "Sup guys, just got back from the 3rd impact"
July 27, 2023 at 5:18 AM