yea this is supposed to read like satire but also be informational (also the shake is delicious)

aw this is super cute!!

so Zelda and Zuko are like *my* first real pets and yeah, being able to just have a kitty snuggle up to you on the couch or in bed next to you is pretty great, the waiting at the door for me is pretty sweet too

I always had pets growing up but my parents were always their primary caregivers and since I was such a busy kid my parents spent much more time with them too