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Cris
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Swiftie. 60 (yes! that old). Atheist. Witch. Democratic-Socialist. Optimistic Nihilist. WW.

(not a 'lor and will not follow any)
He's waiting for Thiel to tell him the next move
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Oh wait, Kevin’s telling me that technically Starlink IS part of SpaceX. I had no idea. So there we go!
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
No way. He's Thiel's guy, he's going to back the techbros so he can be president when Trump is removed from office.
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They should take Starlink while they're at it
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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TSLA stock has literally no value. Anyone not dumping is a fool. Anyone buying is a fool. Musk has completely destroyed the brand and the company has zero chance of recovering.
March 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Be like Taylor Swift and own a working fire extinguisher.
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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BRING IN THE HORSE
Me as a kid: No way the Roman senate would let a horse in there.

Me, 2018: I completely understand the Incitatus thing. It's about the slow but significant loss of norms, the gradual descent into destabilization.

Me, now: Oh please God, I hope the US Senate lets a horse in there
March 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I did this when I encountered some high school kids raising money for something worthy-sounding. I handed the kid $20 then pulled my hand back and said "You're not Nazi Youth are you?" He laughed and said no, but valid question!
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Duh. You asked what Dems were supposed to do, I told you. I mean yeah, we get what we voted for, but that wasn't the question
February 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM