Knock it all you want, but I lost 75 lbs on the Chronic Wasting Disease diet.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Knock it all you want, but I lost 75 lbs on the Chronic Wasting Disease diet.
Drone following me around inside a shopping mall because I have bubonic plague.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Drone following me around inside a shopping mall because I have bubonic plague.
Her middle name was Ruth. Maiden name was Bader. First name Joan.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Her middle name was Ruth. Maiden name was Bader. First name Joan.
Hey how is that bald horny british tiktok guy doing? The potato guy, you know the one I mean.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hey how is that bald horny british tiktok guy doing? The potato guy, you know the one I mean.
My culture is not your costume.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My culture is not your costume.
Is it because of the jugs or the indie music?
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Is it because of the jugs or the indie music?
As long as you frown while eating your food, it is morally acceptable.
August 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As long as you frown while eating your food, it is morally acceptable.
Generating new revenue streams. Disrupting industries. #24/7hustlin
August 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Generating new revenue streams. Disrupting industries. #24/7hustlin
Dogs only do that when they are deficient in something. Like calcium or seroquel.
August 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dogs only do that when they are deficient in something. Like calcium or seroquel.
I still get texts once a week for a name that isn’t mine asking to buy a house I never owned because I applied for a loan 6 years ago.
July 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I still get texts once a week for a name that isn’t mine asking to buy a house I never owned because I applied for a loan 6 years ago.
Lots of old guys get weirdly sexual because of advanced dementia. My grandpa used to do that kind of stuff all the time. Not because of dementia though, he was just a sex criminal.
July 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Lots of old guys get weirdly sexual because of advanced dementia. My grandpa used to do that kind of stuff all the time. Not because of dementia though, he was just a sex criminal.
Keep on chasin' that paper, keep on gettin' labubus. By any means necessary.
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Keep on chasin' that paper, keep on gettin' labubus. By any means necessary.
It is frowned upon not to learn Chinese.
June 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It is frowned upon not to learn Chinese.