I baffled my friends in college when I told them Advil had the M&M's candy coating.

Yikes.

Yep!

I feel that smoking the bad teams is a good sign.

So that's how we're inviting strangers to Sea Salt Eatery now, huh.

She suggests that you call the non-emergency hotline to report the vehicle, saying that it appears abandoned.

My wife could run the plates, though every time I half-jokingly ask "can you check the plates of this car that cut me off on 494?" I always get a "sorry, I'm not allowed to do that unless requested for work."