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Awful Cyanide Sriracha Godzilla III
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as condescending as I am unappealing to the eye

Denmark is cool I guess

no DMs from strangers, I will most likely ignore or block thx
June 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Opened a new pack of reusable/washable cotton rounds and lol they're like giant Jesus wafers
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I grow my own thyme now!
But I harvested too much for the recipe I made today

I had

Too much thyme on my hands
😳
June 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
🐻🩷
June 8, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Today #CapTheHoodedCrow came to meet me on our walk in the exact place I saw him last, where he gave me a gift. No gift today, and he got spooked by something before I could give him his almonds, but Jake finally got to see him swoop in and land about five feet from me.

Vi ses, Cap.
May 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is funny for two reasons.

1) skat. Lol.

2) skat ALSO means "tax". 🤣🤣
May 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pre-Maverick vs Post-Maverick lmao
#lifewithdog
May 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
#Cribbage folx, look at this shit
Front hand is mine
Far hand is Jake's
Middle hand is Jake's #crib
🤣
April 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Was replaying some #Spyro (Year of the Dragon) last night and got to Icy Peak where you help Bob and Doug, who have thick Canadian accents. 🥚
#GreatWhiteNorth
#BobandDoug
April 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Alert alert! Alert alert! I think I got Cap's species wrong. I thought he was the same as my patio birds, just a mature vs juvenile thing, but I think Cap is actually a #HoodedCrow!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

My buddy #jackdaw, the only one I can identify visually, has revealed their name to me. His name is Cap. This is in honor of the first ever gift they've given me: a little plastic cap.
April 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

My buddy #jackdaw, the only one I can identify visually, has revealed their name to me. His name is Cap. This is in honor of the first ever gift they've given me: a little plastic cap.
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Came into CPH today for the #Sakura Festival and so far I have seen one #MasterChief, one #SailorMoon, and an assortment of anime characters I do not recognize so clearly SOMEthing is happening today
April 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
pineappecat
🍍
🌈
April 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The first round of #Zwilling purchases was such a success I went back for more!
April 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Watching bumble bees repeatedly crash face first into our dining room window because they're just so dumb and good and perfect 🐝
April 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The #Russkaja cover of Get Lucky slaps.
That is all. Carry on.
April 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
April 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
POV you get a FB notification that one of your besties from middle school has commented on something in a shared group & you think "haven't thought about her in AGES, wonder what she's up to" so you click her profile & get A Vibe so you do some light googling & turns out she's now in an ACTUAL CULT
April 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I SUCCESSFULLY CALLED MY FIRST #CORVID TO ME TODAY

My buddy wasn't at the byhave (city garden) when I got there today so I called a few times (a specific whistle I do) and was just walking away when he appeared!

I tossed out his almonds and he immediately went to grab one to snack on. 🥹 #jackdaw
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
friendly neighborhood #murder
#corvids #jackdaws #corvidarmy
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
much civilized, very dignity, wow
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Waiting for my train to come in
April 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mal came home today, two brothers reunited.
These Cats Are Missed.
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM