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@srecd.bsky.social
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Mina/"Who's this rando?" | northeast PA-based rat | genders on a postcard (they/she-ish) | tries art sometimes

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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
it’s the Bugatti Veyron Mouse
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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GOD DAMN IT FUNKO THIS IS THE ONE (1) TIME THOSE EYES WOULD HAVE WORKED
Photo of a My Melody Funko Pop figure. She is depicted with her eyes closed
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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hoping the blue jays fucking pull this off
photo of someone holding a charcuterie board in the stands during a Blue Jays game at Rogers Centre, with the caption "Honestly, if you're not making a charcuterie board at a baseball game, what are you even doing with your life?"
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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me: i’m not going to make that mistake again i’m not going to make that mistake again i’m not going to make that mistake again…

also me:
it’s another phucking bucket of crabfries
October 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Okay this isn’t even a funko pop anymore, what the fuck are we even doing here?
photo of a “Bob as Beetlejuice” Funko Pop, containing a figure in a black and white striped suit with a normally proportioned head and no Funko Pop styling
September 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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FOR EVERY IDIOTIC TAKE ON THE 15-MINUTE CITY WE WILL REMOVE *ONE SECOND* FROM THE CONCEPT Enjoy basic services in your fucking kitchen, dumbass
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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It’s a sign
An old and severely weathered Pac-Man… thing… sits on a table in the display of a vintage gaming store in a shopping mall. It is made of faded and dirty plastic, has sunken eye sockets with much smaller round black eyes inside them (that have rotated out of place over time, according to the color of the surrounding plastic), and has residue on its mouth from a piece of tape that was holding it closed at one time
August 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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So this wplace thing is pretty cool and all, but what the fuck is this "Allentown #2" horseshit? It's called Scranton, kids.
screenshot of wplace listing a pixel in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area as being in "Allentown #2"
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Revenge for @smartsmears.bsky.social - Ball Girl with a shot FROM DOWNTOWN
A giant woman wearing a basketball uniform along with a superhero cape and mask shoots a basket while standing in a distant city. A blimp flies overhead with a countdown clock on its side that has just reached zero.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Attack for @extyrannomon.bsky.social, featuring Amie as a tchotchke from the late ‘80s (I had the sunflower one! Actually I probably still do somewhere. God I hope I didn’t leave the battery in it…) #art #artfight
A cactus OC with a pink flower for a left eye sits in a flowerpot while holding a yellow toy guitar and wearing yellow heart sunglasses in front of an 80s background
August 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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welp, can’t argue with that
it’s an order of General Tso’s chicken
July 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Attack #3, for @zwiebelprinz.bsky.social !

So there's this thing on the side of Wyoming Ave in Scranton. It's been there as long as anyone can remember, and nobody seems to know what it actually is, so... it's gotta be aliens, right?

#art #artfight
A small green alien sits atop a mysterious object with a UFO-esque top and a glowing flower mural painted on it. She is drinking from a cup that looks like a miniature version of the object.
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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second attack! for @ricecreamart.bsky.social!

remember kids: OSHA guidelines are just a suggestion! (they really aren't; don't do this.)
Adelaide, a pink and white plush cyborg catgirl in a red maid dress, balances precariously on the back of a wooden dining chair while attempting to reach a blue vase on a high shelf with a feather duster. She is making an XD face, and is sticking her tongue out.
July 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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this is going well...
a Clip Studio Paint layer folder labeled "li(n)es"
July 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Time for another road trip to NYC…
July 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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first attack of the year! for @vurrsys.bsky.social

#art #artfight
Beej, a black and white Beetlejuice-themed sylveon with green and purple highlights, sits on a green rug looking at a green poképuff that she is in the process of eating, held by one of her ribbons. In front of her is a purple pet bowl with her name on it, containing several more poképuffs of various types
July 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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OKAY, ONE OF YOU FUCKERS WORKS HERE
two 3d-printed foxes sitting on a 3d printer store display
July 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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is “spiderwrap bondage” an e6 tag?
July 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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got myself a belated birthday present while I was in Philly today
it’s a Blåhaj
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I’ve already managed to give someone’s sylveon gout…
July 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Post yourself being loomy

*stomp stomp stomp*
June 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A THING
Box marked “French Bread Friday” Inside of box, containing plain loaves of bread
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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another GREAT FUCKING DAY at the office…
“PPTO should be paid out to the coworker you're fucking over by calling off instead of going toward your own paycheck — CHANGE MY MIND”
May 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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bastards won’t even spring for a pizza party
boxes sit on a breakroom counter labeled “French bread FRIDAY” inside the boxes, plain unsliced loaves of French bread
May 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Orange Bird looking moderately uncomfortable
May 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM