Steve Dahlin
@srdahlin.bsky.social
Apple tech at private K-12 school in Chicago. Co-host of the Drunktor Who podcast. Prettier in person. Graduated 293rd in my class. he/him
Looks like someone went off half-croc’d.
August 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Looks like someone went off half-croc’d.
I’ve never seen a firetruck get towed before. I wonder if they parked in front of a hydrant.
August 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’ve never seen a firetruck get towed before. I wonder if they parked in front of a hydrant.
Was walking to my car at work and one of the summer campers (probably about 4 years-old) stopped shoveling sand long enough to look at me and say “Hello old man!” and then went about his business.
July 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was walking to my car at work and one of the summer campers (probably about 4 years-old) stopped shoveling sand long enough to look at me and say “Hello old man!” and then went about his business.
POV of when I read your text.
June 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
POV of when I read your text.
Just saw a post that said “minus whale” instead of “might as well.”
June 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just saw a post that said “minus whale” instead of “might as well.”
Wearing a walking boot around is like carrying a sign that says "Let's talk about feet!"
May 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wearing a walking boot around is like carrying a sign that says "Let's talk about feet!"
How is it that Han Solo doesn’t appear onscreen until over 45 minutes into the original #StarWars? Do you know how many pot pies I can heat up in 45 minutes? Several pot pies!
May 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How is it that Han Solo doesn’t appear onscreen until over 45 minutes into the original #StarWars? Do you know how many pot pies I can heat up in 45 minutes? Several pot pies!
Never realized how loud getting an MRI was. They gave me headphones with calming music and it felt like I was on hold with a bank while standing in a construction site.
April 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Never realized how loud getting an MRI was. They gave me headphones with calming music and it felt like I was on hold with a bank while standing in a construction site.
Going to tell people "Good Morning" in the afternoon and "Good Afternoon" in the morning because that's how I April Fool.
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Going to tell people "Good Morning" in the afternoon and "Good Afternoon" in the morning because that's how I April Fool.
My wife and I have a tradition where we build a blanket fort and watch a bunch of movies for Valentine's Day. #BlanketFortFilmFest 2025 consisted of
A SCANNER DARKLY
ROMEO + JULIET (1996)
THE WILD ROBOT
DUNE PART TWO
A SCANNER DARKLY
ROMEO + JULIET (1996)
THE WILD ROBOT
DUNE PART TWO
February 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My wife and I have a tradition where we build a blanket fort and watch a bunch of movies for Valentine's Day. #BlanketFortFilmFest 2025 consisted of
A SCANNER DARKLY
ROMEO + JULIET (1996)
THE WILD ROBOT
DUNE PART TWO
A SCANNER DARKLY
ROMEO + JULIET (1996)
THE WILD ROBOT
DUNE PART TWO
I miss the traditional #CyberMonday celebrations we had when I was a kid where we built a Christmas Cyborg for grandpa to fight on Boxing Day.
December 2, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I miss the traditional #CyberMonday celebrations we had when I was a kid where we built a Christmas Cyborg for grandpa to fight on Boxing Day.
Thinking of starting a true crime podcast with a fun twist. If you're an active serial killer who hasn't gotten caught and is getting bored, let me know.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Thinking of starting a true crime podcast with a fun twist. If you're an active serial killer who hasn't gotten caught and is getting bored, let me know.
For the billionth time today my casual use of hyperbole has caused a miscommunication. Worst thing to have ever happen to me.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
For the billionth time today my casual use of hyperbole has caused a miscommunication. Worst thing to have ever happen to me.
I don't understand why people get so mad about early Christmas decorations.
Oh no! Your neighbor threw some decorative lights on a bush two weeks before you think it's okay. The horror.
Oh no! Your neighbor threw some decorative lights on a bush two weeks before you think it's okay. The horror.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I don't understand why people get so mad about early Christmas decorations.
Oh no! Your neighbor threw some decorative lights on a bush two weeks before you think it's okay. The horror.
Oh no! Your neighbor threw some decorative lights on a bush two weeks before you think it's okay. The horror.
It’s only a Christmas movie if it’s from the Die Hard region of France. Everything else is just a snowy action film.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
It’s only a Christmas movie if it’s from the Die Hard region of France. Everything else is just a snowy action film.
Spent some time the other day trying to convince a friend’s 10 year-old son that, yes, I do like my wife more than I like cheese. He did not believe me.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Spent some time the other day trying to convince a friend’s 10 year-old son that, yes, I do like my wife more than I like cheese. He did not believe me.
Was doing Doctor Who podcast research and google corrected “Terror of the Autons” to “Terror of the Futons” which I think is a story of nightmarish single dudes in their 20s.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Was doing Doctor Who podcast research and google corrected “Terror of the Autons” to “Terror of the Futons” which I think is a story of nightmarish single dudes in their 20s.
The #WhiteSox are such a disaster I wouldn't be surprised to see that Biden planned to tour the ballpark.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The #WhiteSox are such a disaster I wouldn't be surprised to see that Biden planned to tour the ballpark.
Went to the Renaissance Faire last weekend dressed like a middle-aged tech guy. Should've grabbed a trebuchet repair kit and gone as a tech guy from the middle-ages.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Went to the Renaissance Faire last weekend dressed like a middle-aged tech guy. Should've grabbed a trebuchet repair kit and gone as a tech guy from the middle-ages.