Shawn Ryan
srcourtepatte.bsky.social
Shawn Ryan
@srcourtepatte.bsky.social
Look kid, in this life there's gonna be a lot of people who say you won't be able to do things. They'll say it's too hard and you shouldn't try. But I just caught up on One Piece, so I can promise you nothing is impossible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Very interested in what the "Become a Messiah" skill tree looks like for a worm
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When you consider how often I used to be compared to Sheldon Cooper it's kind of crazy that no one thought I should be tested for autism.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When I said I didn't want every Friday to be musicals, this wasn't what I had in mind Spotify.
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Tons of hate to Spotify, I know I've listened to a couple musicals in the past (Hadestown, Hamilton, Epic), but that doesn't indicate that I want every Friday to be an assortment of songs from musicals I don't care about. Also jumping from Hadestown to Sabrina Carpenter is not a vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No hate to Conan Gray I think you're really talented but if you could stop being on every playlist Spotify recommends me, that'd be great.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
New traffic light updates completely nerfed my morning commute. Chat is it time for a new job?
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hot take but if your kid is shorter than my dog, you should maybe double check if the dog is friendly before watching your child make a beeline for it. Because my dog is friendly, but also gets really excited around kids and wouldn't even notice that she knocked a kid over.
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Every time I walk my dog someone says to me "oh beautiful dog" and I can't help but wonder, if the dog took me for a walk would anyone say "oh beautiful man."
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I once said it was important to get groceries shortly after eating in other to prevent buying extra snacks just because I was hungry, but that was 30 minutes ago when I was young and naive and didn't know chocolate covered almonds were half off.
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I'm like a snackuum
October 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Today Mom said she was grateful for people "who get it". She also acknowledged that although she never had her kids tested, she's confident that we're on the spectrum just like her. So happy Thanksgiving from our side of the spectrum to yours.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Guys what if spending money isn't actually going to make me feel better? What if it just makes me feel like I'm taking positive steps without having to put in any effort?
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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In skill acquisition, the limit of learned ability is the point at where you feel embarrassed to ask a question.
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Health professionals will say that walk was good for my mental health. They're all fools. It has nothing to do with the walk. They all failed to account for the Slurpee I had with me. That's where the real joy came from.
September 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Was anyone going to tell me that classic animated film A Bugs Life is one of Aesop's Fables or was I supposed to find out on my own?
September 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
@samreich.bsky.social Ash as a game changer contestant next season? Maybe an episode where the talent and PAs swap roles?
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.
August 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Nothing says safe neighborhood like a teenager leaving the apartment in a balaclava at midnight in July.
July 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Absolutely blessed to live at a time even every episode of Game Changer is the best episode of Game Changer.
July 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sometimes I feel really self conscious that I don't use a lot of rhyming or steady rhythm when I write but honestly I'm just a verbal processor and writing into the void is better than a diary.
July 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This isn't the poem I wanted to write
I wanted to write about the new Superman movie
And the way it made me feel,
Because I don't usually like Superman.
1/10
July 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Often when I'm done watching TV and transitioning to play games I give my dog a treat. Regrettably my dog now associates the end of one piece with treat time and thinks she deserves one after EVERY episode.
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Brennan's announcement
July 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just caught MS Excel using 12GB of RAM so I guess you could say I've been working pretty hard today.
July 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM