He’ll try to make Canada Trump’s 51st state.

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

All of these Republicans and Democrats who are too afraid to lose their jobs to stand up for what they believe are our real problem, in addition to the fact that we keep electing these cowards.

That’s just what I was thinking.

Who’s paying for this now?

Yes. Crackdown on that border, an issue in zero people’s actual lives. Then go after transwomen in women’s restrooms. Highly pressing issue!

Then prosecute global warming professors! And pediatricians!

Keep your kid away from the Grand Canyon, where the Deep State rangers will teach you and your kids that it’s older than 6k years.