Sometime in the last twelve months, the trampoline park where we’ve sporadically held Kid’s birthday got rid of their massage chairs. On Saturday, a million muscle fibers cried out and were silenced.
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Sometime in the last twelve months, the trampoline park where we’ve sporadically held Kid’s birthday got rid of their massage chairs. On Saturday, a million muscle fibers cried out and were silenced.
Honestly, anything you do will be amazing because fennel is the best.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Honestly, anything you do will be amazing because fennel is the best.
If you want a solid harissa recipe that produces a metric ton (Xmas gifts?), hmu.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you want a solid harissa recipe that produces a metric ton (Xmas gifts?), hmu.
Put this in the Louvre… to get stolen in three years.
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Put this in the Louvre… to get stolen in three years.
Is this how you know you made it?
October 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is this how you know you made it?
And then seeing more friends as I move around Ballard? It’s reaffirming my place in community and acting as a balm for the vagaries of second puberty.
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And then seeing more friends as I move around Ballard? It’s reaffirming my place in community and acting as a balm for the vagaries of second puberty.
Funnily enough, I ran into him on the street the other week. He didn’t recognize me until I said my name. It’s amazing how memory impacts the importance of people and places in your life.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Funnily enough, I ran into him on the street the other week. He didn’t recognize me until I said my name. It’s amazing how memory impacts the importance of people and places in your life.
Very much looking forward to your take on this.
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Very much looking forward to your take on this.
The Venn diagram of Unbited States and True Blood fanfic is real.
August 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Venn diagram of Unbited States and True Blood fanfic is real.
WSDOT is on point with relevant info and top-notch memes.
July 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
WSDOT is on point with relevant info and top-notch memes.
Pre-coffee brain feared that the mountain range had become sentient. They’re not angry, just disappointed.
April 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Pre-coffee brain feared that the mountain range had become sentient. They’re not angry, just disappointed.
Whenever people claim that this is a Shrek song, my brain shouts “Mystery Men erasure!” Have I ever seen MM? No. Did I see that video a gazillion times on MTV the summer of ‘99? Uhhhhh
April 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whenever people claim that this is a Shrek song, my brain shouts “Mystery Men erasure!” Have I ever seen MM? No. Did I see that video a gazillion times on MTV the summer of ‘99? Uhhhhh
That’s not lying, it’s called practicing critical reasoning.
April 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That’s not lying, it’s called practicing critical reasoning.
What continues to boggle me is why, as a parent, would you ever want your child to have to live through any of these diseases? Suffocating to death? jfc.
March 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What continues to boggle me is why, as a parent, would you ever want your child to have to live through any of these diseases? Suffocating to death? jfc.