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Catch a falling star, put it in your pocket, and all day long you’ll have a burnt hip.
April 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Catch a falling star, put it in your pocket, and all day long you’ll have a burnt hip.
Breaking: Middle aged man from Preston remembers what he went into room for.
April 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Breaking: Middle aged man from Preston remembers what he went into room for.
UK economy report boost upon Mrs Davis from Scarborough paying overdraft charges of £9.06.
April 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
UK economy report boost upon Mrs Davis from Scarborough paying overdraft charges of £9.06.
Hot Horsemen from the Apocalypse are in your area right now
April 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hot Horsemen from the Apocalypse are in your area right now
*mines a rich vein of sarcasm*
March 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
*mines a rich vein of sarcasm*
Well, the eyedrops weren’t a success. Eyes still red and now the demon is very angry.
March 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Well, the eyedrops weren’t a success. Eyes still red and now the demon is very angry.
Anyone up for discussing ailments?
March 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Anyone up for discussing ailments?
Hot Teslas in your area.
Really hot.
I mean like, on fire hot
Really hot.
I mean like, on fire hot
March 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hot Teslas in your area.
Really hot.
I mean like, on fire hot
Really hot.
I mean like, on fire hot
Looking forward to the football* on TV tonight
*Falling asleep in front of the TV
*Falling asleep in front of the TV
March 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Looking forward to the football* on TV tonight
*Falling asleep in front of the TV
*Falling asleep in front of the TV
What’s this circus music the band keeps playing? Play the Benny Hill theme tune.
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What’s this circus music the band keeps playing? Play the Benny Hill theme tune.
I have heard that on the World Wide Web there is a picture of a cat. Has anyone seen it? Thanks.
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have heard that on the World Wide Web there is a picture of a cat. Has anyone seen it? Thanks.
Did the Tories or the church invent Dry January?
January 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did the Tories or the church invent Dry January?
Well I pronounce it CLIE-QUEUE #TheTraitors
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well I pronounce it CLIE-QUEUE #TheTraitors
The wine tasting was great until I was escorted out
January 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The wine tasting was great until I was escorted out
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Good morning, friends! Winter is vanquished. Play ball!
March 20, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Good morning, friends! Winter is vanquished. Play ball!