Something Squishy Toys
@squishytoys.bsky.social
Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable.
Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est
somethingsquishytoys.com
Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est
somethingsquishytoys.com
I was also thinking that would make logical sense like 3 seconds after posting :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.
this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.
this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I was also thinking that would make logical sense like 3 seconds after posting :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.
this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P
I'd probably start with the scaled wave since it has a distinctive silhouette I think.
this has since escalated to 'ugly sweater scaled waves'. I just put ugly sweaters on all my dildos :P
I was thinking this year it would be funny to do either regular ornaments or a dildo silhouette, but cover them in sperm designs, or do some bondage gingerbread men or something :P
And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.
And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I was thinking this year it would be funny to do either regular ornaments or a dildo silhouette, but cover them in sperm designs, or do some bondage gingerbread men or something :P
And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.
And if you purchase over X amount, you'd get one free, or you could buy them individually.
Pretty much 😂
Once I finish up these and some other things I’m gonna go absolutely mold bonkers (for both sst and ceramic bs)
Once I finish up these and some other things I’m gonna go absolutely mold bonkers (for both sst and ceramic bs)
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Pretty much 😂
Once I finish up these and some other things I’m gonna go absolutely mold bonkers (for both sst and ceramic bs)
Once I finish up these and some other things I’m gonna go absolutely mold bonkers (for both sst and ceramic bs)
Not super frequent but the mold was old and one of my thinner ones so it was time lol. It literally ripped in half too 😂 if it had to go, at least it went with style?
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Not super frequent but the mold was old and one of my thinner ones so it was time lol. It literally ripped in half too 😂 if it had to go, at least it went with style?
MUGS!!!
Are you making them in house or outsourcing? The pattern is fun! (I’m just being over excited and chatty because I started doing ceramics earlier this year lol)
Are you making them in house or outsourcing? The pattern is fun! (I’m just being over excited and chatty because I started doing ceramics earlier this year lol)
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
MUGS!!!
Are you making them in house or outsourcing? The pattern is fun! (I’m just being over excited and chatty because I started doing ceramics earlier this year lol)
Are you making them in house or outsourcing? The pattern is fun! (I’m just being over excited and chatty because I started doing ceramics earlier this year lol)
I know a lot of people at shows who go “ohhh I can’t use this but I’d get it for a prank for my partner but also they’d hate it so maybe not” lol
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I know a lot of people at shows who go “ohhh I can’t use this but I’d get it for a prank for my partner but also they’d hate it so maybe not” lol
Do you want me to tell you if it is or not? 😂😅
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Do you want me to tell you if it is or not? 😂😅
Considering nobody wanted the first dang ones probably not unless someone requests them. I do have one in stock though
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Considering nobody wanted the first dang ones probably not unless someone requests them. I do have one in stock though
I will make a smaller one at some point. It’s been requested a lot.
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I will make a smaller one at some point. It’s been requested a lot.
Btw, did I mention the cores/centers for these are hot-swap, so if you wanted to get a custom core designed to spec, it's much cheaper than doing a regular custom for an entirely new toy?
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Btw, did I mention the cores/centers for these are hot-swap, so if you wanted to get a custom core designed to spec, it's much cheaper than doing a regular custom for an entirely new toy?
Follow-up incase anyone was curious. Only did the one because I got dizzy/overheated/nauseous and then had to walk a mile to catch a train home so we decided to call it for the day.
Wish I chose black jewelry but honestly not at all as bad as I was expecting given needle fear. Ears amused people.
Wish I chose black jewelry but honestly not at all as bad as I was expecting given needle fear. Ears amused people.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Follow-up incase anyone was curious. Only did the one because I got dizzy/overheated/nauseous and then had to walk a mile to catch a train home so we decided to call it for the day.
Wish I chose black jewelry but honestly not at all as bad as I was expecting given needle fear. Ears amused people.
Wish I chose black jewelry but honestly not at all as bad as I was expecting given needle fear. Ears amused people.
Like seriously... wtf was this?!
It's the first model I ever made and that's ALL I was planning to make (stuff with weird faces etc)
I elf-on-a-shelf this mf all year round and find it randomly while cleaning.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's the first model I ever made and that's ALL I was planning to make (stuff with weird faces etc)
I elf-on-a-shelf this mf all year round and find it randomly while cleaning.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Like seriously... wtf was this?!
It's the first model I ever made and that's ALL I was planning to make (stuff with weird faces etc)
I elf-on-a-shelf this mf all year round and find it randomly while cleaning.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's the first model I ever made and that's ALL I was planning to make (stuff with weird faces etc)
I elf-on-a-shelf this mf all year round and find it randomly while cleaning.
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!
I'm looking through some old photos of stuff I've made and... y'all... sometimes I forget how unhinged I can get :P
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm looking through some old photos of stuff I've made and... y'all... sometimes I forget how unhinged I can get :P
Yo same... My dad just had a stomach surgery and he was like 'I should have fostered a cat for snuggles' and I was like "dude... it would probably have gutted you while you slept" XD Cats are weird lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yo same... My dad just had a stomach surgery and he was like 'I should have fostered a cat for snuggles' and I was like "dude... it would probably have gutted you while you slept" XD Cats are weird lol
That didn’t go where I was expecting lol. How tf did you get electrocuted?!
But also I still use an old sewing machine I poached off my grandma because she has oodles of them.
But also I still use an old sewing machine I poached off my grandma because she has oodles of them.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That didn’t go where I was expecting lol. How tf did you get electrocuted?!
But also I still use an old sewing machine I poached off my grandma because she has oodles of them.
But also I still use an old sewing machine I poached off my grandma because she has oodles of them.
Tbh a donut pillow should be a pretty straight forward project especially if you don’t need a pillow case
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tbh a donut pillow should be a pretty straight forward project especially if you don’t need a pillow case
I have short hair but I do wear hats in tge winter so my ears don’t throb. Hopefully I don’t need to make a weird ear cover to sew into the flap 😂
I feel you though. I normally don’t leave piercings on my lobes but for me it’s more because I’m lazy 😅
I feel you though. I normally don’t leave piercings on my lobes but for me it’s more because I’m lazy 😅
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I have short hair but I do wear hats in tge winter so my ears don’t throb. Hopefully I don’t need to make a weird ear cover to sew into the flap 😂
I feel you though. I normally don’t leave piercings on my lobes but for me it’s more because I’m lazy 😅
I feel you though. I normally don’t leave piercings on my lobes but for me it’s more because I’m lazy 😅
I sleep in a nest of pillows surrounding my body and a sheet as a pillow because all the real pillows suck. No judgement 😂
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I sleep in a nest of pillows surrounding my body and a sheet as a pillow because all the real pillows suck. No judgement 😂
Oh yeah I do that too. Especially when I’m crampy 💀 except I have to have my head turned otherwise I can’t breath right.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh yeah I do that too. Especially when I’m crampy 💀 except I have to have my head turned otherwise I can’t breath right.