The fact that the children of the future won't know what it's like to be dragged to one of these on a Saturday and get told to pick out one(1) soap or candle or wax melt or whatever makes me sad.

Yeah the chemicals expressly made to taste good tend to do that, /and numerous other things./

I actually work construction with my dad when he can't find anyone else to go with him (he doesn't want me working blue-collar because it's destroyed his body) and I can confirm, that shit DESTROYS YOU, usually we wake up at the ass-crack of dawn to avoid the heat but god it sucks some times.

I’m sorry but I can no longer think of front facing horses without thinking of this image please help

You should have snagged them and ran

Bro I FEEL YOU I swear, like 90% of the people I constantly interact with are nowhere near me

tbh it’d probably be weird to meet them at this point 💀

you think the one could sting the bullet and set it off like a makeshift firing pin?

Are-

ARE YOU EATING THE RAQUETBALL (squish) BALLS?

IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE.