Barista unions should be really powerful given how society might just crumble without a proper cup.

Like, yea maybe you do not need a daily frappe lappacinno with extra caramel, but your cop neighbor carries a gun and has a caffeine addiction, and your kids teacher is really fighting a hangover.

Caramel Russian babies are coming. I bet they will be the prettiest babies. Surely this is all part of their plan to fix their demographic issues, no?

We might be getting Kennedy Thanksgiving quotes soon.

Crazier than a turdunkin on a Tuesday!

I think someone's potatoes have been mashed and buttered.

The thanksgiving turkey is going to bring them all a lump of coal.

What they need to do is sit down around a big bowl of gravy.

Putin will be the new Robot Boris in next year's tech conventions.

Cat, Elephant, Plane, Epstein Files.