Not all pee is squirt
@squirtman.bsky.social
You're only as cool as you treat people 💍
Welcome to the weirdest account on this whole website
November 30, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Welcome to the weirdest account on this whole website
You are in my replies making me horny and then blaming me for it.
November 30, 2023 at 4:30 AM
You are in my replies making me horny and then blaming me for it.
Get it out, you make my nipples so wet when you're mean to me
November 30, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Get it out, you make my nipples so wet when you're mean to me
The future is bleak my friend
November 30, 2023 at 4:06 AM
The future is bleak my friend
I did not expect this today when I went follow farming either. Serendipitous. Tonight is magical.
November 30, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I did not expect this today when I went follow farming either. Serendipitous. Tonight is magical.
He always looks content. He is at peace knowing the beating hearts of his victims will no longer stir through his vacant gilded halls.
November 30, 2023 at 2:17 AM
He always looks content. He is at peace knowing the beating hearts of his victims will no longer stir through his vacant gilded halls.
My AI psychic is saying it'll go down something like this
November 30, 2023 at 2:11 AM
My AI psychic is saying it'll go down something like this
Dick Cheney's eternal butt rash
November 30, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Dick Cheney's eternal butt rash
Might rebrand to the next person who needs to die. But tonight we celebrate.
November 30, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Might rebrand to the next person who needs to die. But tonight we celebrate.
This is the only acceptable use of AI imo
November 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
This is the only acceptable use of AI imo
Please use alt text, I can't read it. My eyes are like 59,000 years old.
November 21, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Please use alt text, I can't read it. My eyes are like 59,000 years old.
Not getting into it with a terf thanks for the free follow cunt
November 21, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Not getting into it with a terf thanks for the free follow cunt
By all means
November 15, 2023 at 10:03 PM
By all means
I Hopefully do not have enough time left on this earth for this level of pedantry.
November 13, 2023 at 6:46 PM
I Hopefully do not have enough time left on this earth for this level of pedantry.
Pew research center
More white evangelicals than American Jews say God gave Israel to the Jewish people
A majority of white evangelicals believe God gave the land of Israel to the Jewish people, compared with 40% of American Jews who believe the same.
www.pewresearch.org
November 13, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Pew research center
Women can be terfs and jewish people can be zionists but zionism and terfs have really nothing to do with jewish people or women besides how they are weaponized for propaganda.
November 13, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Women can be terfs and jewish people can be zionists but zionism and terfs have really nothing to do with jewish people or women besides how they are weaponized for propaganda.
Any time friend
November 12, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Any time friend
You're too kind
November 12, 2023 at 7:51 PM
You're too kind
There's a firehose
November 11, 2023 at 4:55 PM
There's a firehose
I disagree but would like to stay friends if that's possible
November 11, 2023 at 4:02 PM
I disagree but would like to stay friends if that's possible