ZackOfAllTrades
@squirtlagurski.bsky.social
Independent market research, and sector analyst.
Maybe he got too close to RFK and caught worms. Like dogs get.
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Maybe he got too close to RFK and caught worms. Like dogs get.
The replica tent people could take selfies in front of that matched the one he was sitting under when he was shot.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The replica tent people could take selfies in front of that matched the one he was sitting under when he was shot.
He couldn’t get Greenland so he had to settle on Venezuela 😂
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
He couldn’t get Greenland so he had to settle on Venezuela 😂
The replica murder tent was a dead giveaway
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The replica murder tent was a dead giveaway
Easy. Dilution (BNPL) and the massive rise of non financial banking institutions (private credit) continue to structure increasingly risky debt and sell it to investors (ETF’s, CLO’s). And any other way to dilute our financial system to accommodate the top 10%.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Easy. Dilution (BNPL) and the massive rise of non financial banking institutions (private credit) continue to structure increasingly risky debt and sell it to investors (ETF’s, CLO’s). And any other way to dilute our financial system to accommodate the top 10%.
That. And it’s important to remember how the US economy is highly levered into the stock market performance off the reporting from the companies who deploy this technology. So much so that ~60% of the S&P market gains are from the top 5 companies in the same sector.
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That. And it’s important to remember how the US economy is highly levered into the stock market performance off the reporting from the companies who deploy this technology. So much so that ~60% of the S&P market gains are from the top 5 companies in the same sector.
Republican Juicy Smollett
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Republican Juicy Smollett
Wen red right hand.
October 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wen red right hand.
10 years ago a video of a black guy being arrested would’ve caused national outrage and attention. Now it carry’s the entire stock market. What a time to be alive.
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
10 years ago a video of a black guy being arrested would’ve caused national outrage and attention. Now it carry’s the entire stock market. What a time to be alive.
Don’t forget Hegseth can’t throw an axe like his tattoos imply. And he paid a soldier $50K and made her sign an NDA for not sexually assaulting her.
September 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Don’t forget Hegseth can’t throw an axe like his tattoos imply. And he paid a soldier $50K and made her sign an NDA for not sexually assaulting her.
Paging Dexter Morgan
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Paging Dexter Morgan
What a fucking snowflake thing to say
September 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What a fucking snowflake thing to say
DePoRt AlL iLlEgAlS
spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
DePoRt AlL iLlEgAlS
Elect a clown, expect a circus
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Elect a clown, expect a circus
Why it’s not headline news, with it being a war zone and all.
July 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why it’s not headline news, with it being a war zone and all.