🔞Squirrley Cow🔞
@squirrleycow.bsky.social
33 | i write NSFW: gore, sex, trauma, bad coping | no minors | shy as fuck | taken | they/them | pfp: https://bsky.app/profile/darlingram.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
exchange with husband.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
exchange with husband.
i would have more but amazon blacks-out screenshots so...
slutty hip pop and unhinged maniac. the perfect man.
slutty hip pop and unhinged maniac. the perfect man.
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i would have more but amazon blacks-out screenshots so...
slutty hip pop and unhinged maniac. the perfect man.
slutty hip pop and unhinged maniac. the perfect man.
its definitely why Al keeps twisting the knife on their relationship falling apart bc of Vox and harping on Vox needing other people to be in power. its cathartic for him AND he can get in Vox's head. win-win for Al.
Alastor and Vox both are basically this. they both reached out and then got burned
Alastor and Vox both are basically this. they both reached out and then got burned
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
its definitely why Al keeps twisting the knife on their relationship falling apart bc of Vox and harping on Vox needing other people to be in power. its cathartic for him AND he can get in Vox's head. win-win for Al.
Alastor and Vox both are basically this. they both reached out and then got burned
Alastor and Vox both are basically this. they both reached out and then got burned
"Fuck Angel"
😭🤣
😭🤣
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Fuck Angel"
😭🤣
😭🤣
quote with your most kudossed AO3 fic
"What The Water Gave Me"
from my "Your Boyfriend" fandom days. i lost motivation after things surfaced about the creator so it's unfinished. im still glad i wrote it & met the people i did bc of it. it was the first fic i got fanart for and i kept ALL of it🥰
"What The Water Gave Me"
from my "Your Boyfriend" fandom days. i lost motivation after things surfaced about the creator so it's unfinished. im still glad i wrote it & met the people i did bc of it. it was the first fic i got fanart for and i kept ALL of it🥰
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
quote with your most kudossed AO3 fic
"What The Water Gave Me"
from my "Your Boyfriend" fandom days. i lost motivation after things surfaced about the creator so it's unfinished. im still glad i wrote it & met the people i did bc of it. it was the first fic i got fanart for and i kept ALL of it🥰
"What The Water Gave Me"
from my "Your Boyfriend" fandom days. i lost motivation after things surfaced about the creator so it's unfinished. im still glad i wrote it & met the people i did bc of it. it was the first fic i got fanart for and i kept ALL of it🥰
i took a nap and turned on the electric blanket. i've been awake 45 minutes and can't move bc she starts bitching when i try to get up. but she's 13 and cute so i guess she gets a pass.
(she has her own electric heat pad in HER bed)
(she has her own electric heat pad in HER bed)
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i took a nap and turned on the electric blanket. i've been awake 45 minutes and can't move bc she starts bitching when i try to get up. but she's 13 and cute so i guess she gets a pass.
(she has her own electric heat pad in HER bed)
(she has her own electric heat pad in HER bed)
partner found this and i NEEDED to share
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
partner found this and i NEEDED to share
i... what the fuck do you mean Mental Floss? what do you mean an ORGY OF MOURNING?!
www.mentalfloss.com/history/misc...
www.mentalfloss.com/history/misc...
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i... what the fuck do you mean Mental Floss? what do you mean an ORGY OF MOURNING?!
www.mentalfloss.com/history/misc...
www.mentalfloss.com/history/misc...
found a 3.5 lb roast on sale for $15. carmelized onions and mushrooms, dumped two boxes of beef broth into the crockpot with it, let it go for like 12 hours and threw that on some fries. perfect meal. 👌
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
found a 3.5 lb roast on sale for $15. carmelized onions and mushrooms, dumped two boxes of beef broth into the crockpot with it, let it go for like 12 hours and threw that on some fries. perfect meal. 👌
i forgot to mention that Vox literally says "I'm your Omega" so...🤷
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i forgot to mention that Vox literally says "I'm your Omega" so...🤷
this marshmallow of a man
and this psycho
i will not be taking questions
and this psycho
i will not be taking questions
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
this marshmallow of a man
and this psycho
i will not be taking questions
and this psycho
i will not be taking questions
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Who made you get into Hazbin Hotel?
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
“I opened the door” “I locked it”
like the fuck is this?!
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
like the fuck is this?!
second half was harder for everyone but fucking Mimzy. i know she was only there for like 2 minutes max, but i just couldn't stand her.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
second half was harder for everyone but fucking Mimzy. i know she was only there for like 2 minutes max, but i just couldn't stand her.
i mean... yeah. pretty solid lol
this season Vox changed my brain chemistry 🥴 but i do feel like Val and Lute are tied, same with Angel/Husk/Alastor
this season Vox changed my brain chemistry 🥴 but i do feel like Val and Lute are tied, same with Angel/Husk/Alastor
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i mean... yeah. pretty solid lol
this season Vox changed my brain chemistry 🥴 but i do feel like Val and Lute are tied, same with Angel/Husk/Alastor
this season Vox changed my brain chemistry 🥴 but i do feel like Val and Lute are tied, same with Angel/Husk/Alastor
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
right after Nifty gets pinned
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
right after Nifty gets pinned
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
i mean...?
i mean...?
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
i mean...?
i mean...?
my first thought was Husk and Angel 😂 I had to open the notif to figure out what they were talking about.
there was a loose Husky on Rainbow Street 🫠🤦
there was a loose Husky on Rainbow Street 🫠🤦
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
my first thought was Husk and Angel 😂 I had to open the notif to figure out what they were talking about.
there was a loose Husky on Rainbow Street 🫠🤦
there was a loose Husky on Rainbow Street 🫠🤦
this is why i can't trust this shit... i was looking up how broken bones used to be treated/fixed
not only does that not make sense, it's never even been documented?! what the fuck?!
not only does that not make sense, it's never even been documented?! what the fuck?!
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
this is why i can't trust this shit... i was looking up how broken bones used to be treated/fixed
not only does that not make sense, it's never even been documented?! what the fuck?!
not only does that not make sense, it's never even been documented?! what the fuck?!
what is this stock photo?
i just wanted to remember what the different parts of the saddle are called 😂
i just wanted to remember what the different parts of the saddle are called 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
what is this stock photo?
i just wanted to remember what the different parts of the saddle are called 😂
i just wanted to remember what the different parts of the saddle are called 😂
i should not be trying to teach empathy to someone twice my age. or anyone half my age for that matter.
November 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i should not be trying to teach empathy to someone twice my age. or anyone half my age for that matter.
heads up, scar/bandage
*something* has taken a personal vendetta against my hands, and therefore, my writing
burned my right hand about a week and a half ago, cut my middle finger this morning. both pretty badly. 🫠
*something* has taken a personal vendetta against my hands, and therefore, my writing
burned my right hand about a week and a half ago, cut my middle finger this morning. both pretty badly. 🫠
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
heads up, scar/bandage
*something* has taken a personal vendetta against my hands, and therefore, my writing
burned my right hand about a week and a half ago, cut my middle finger this morning. both pretty badly. 🫠
*something* has taken a personal vendetta against my hands, and therefore, my writing
burned my right hand about a week and a half ago, cut my middle finger this morning. both pretty badly. 🫠