If there's an 'e' on the board—'inane'. Like this post.

Me in a restaurant.
'Waiter, I'd like some water'.
'Still?'
'I haven't changed my mind'.

Trekking poles have hardened steel tips that make a real mess of a car's paintwork. Just saying.

Nice bush.

One of those guys was shot in the head. The other just acts like he was.

Shouldn't that be Robert 1.6Km?

8647.

Odd place to put a lighthouse.

And sleeveless shirts—the right to bare arms.

I bought a second hand book, 'teach yourself yoga'. Spine cracked, appendix torn. And that was just the book.

I went to a yoga class. The instructor said, 'how flexible are you?' I replied, 'I can't do Tuesdays'.

Problem: so much of our housing is owned by private/buy-to-let landlords who will NOT spend a penny on upgrading properties to future proof them. The politicians won't impose draconian penalties on landlords, because they vote.

The Norway/Sweden/Finland profile reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Iceland.