Squire
@squireandtea.bsky.social
Fandom writer/artist, all the 🖤🧡ships. Squire on AO3.
This is amazing. They even captured his signature manspread stance.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is amazing. They even captured his signature manspread stance.
This has to be some cultural misunderstanding. Like bringing a debt on oneself without paying it back in time results in your firstborn automatically sold in marriage to your creditor's family. Han had a habit of drinking on other people's tabs and then disappearing when it was his turn to pay...
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This has to be some cultural misunderstanding. Like bringing a debt on oneself without paying it back in time results in your firstborn automatically sold in marriage to your creditor's family. Han had a habit of drinking on other people's tabs and then disappearing when it was his turn to pay...
The Glaeziver! I don’t even know if Frederick made it to the movie.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The Glaeziver! I don’t even know if Frederick made it to the movie.
We could talk millenia and have him carved on a deer bone.
Archeologists have misattributed it to a “Virgin Goddes of Hunt” because it had the tits but no hips.
Archeologists have misattributed it to a “Virgin Goddes of Hunt” because it had the tits but no hips.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We could talk millenia and have him carved on a deer bone.
Archeologists have misattributed it to a “Virgin Goddes of Hunt” because it had the tits but no hips.
Archeologists have misattributed it to a “Virgin Goddes of Hunt” because it had the tits but no hips.
🤣 how many centuries are we talking about? Is one of the portraits actually a photo of half-restored Pompeii fresco?
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🤣 how many centuries are we talking about? Is one of the portraits actually a photo of half-restored Pompeii fresco?
You’re better at things than you think you are, and are the best friend anyone could ask for.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You’re better at things than you think you are, and are the best friend anyone could ask for.
That might be littleststarfighter! Always amazing expressions.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
That might be littleststarfighter! Always amazing expressions.
14. A headcanon for Hux: there was never any kitchen woman. Hux is a clone Brendol ordered Jango Fett-style when he realised Maratelle was infertile. But they shorthanded him and didn't strand-cast the clone into a perfect engineered superhuman - that's why Brendol hated him so much.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
14. A headcanon for Hux: there was never any kitchen woman. Hux is a clone Brendol ordered Jango Fett-style when he realised Maratelle was infertile. But they shorthanded him and didn't strand-cast the clone into a perfect engineered superhuman - that's why Brendol hated him so much.
13. My beloved headcanon is that Kylo Ren never climbed out of that abyss on Exegol to lay his life down for Rey - he merely Force-projected himself, and then pulled his consciousness back into his body. Somehow, Ren will return.
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
13. My beloved headcanon is that Kylo Ren never climbed out of that abyss on Exegol to lay his life down for Rey - he merely Force-projected himself, and then pulled his consciousness back into his body. Somehow, Ren will return.
12. And another headcanon...
Leia and Han are galactic heroes and all that, but I have yet to see two people more ill-suited to parenthood.
Leia and Han are galactic heroes and all that, but I have yet to see two people more ill-suited to parenthood.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
12. And another headcanon...
Leia and Han are galactic heroes and all that, but I have yet to see two people more ill-suited to parenthood.
Leia and Han are galactic heroes and all that, but I have yet to see two people more ill-suited to parenthood.
My friend coined the term. It's "Hard on the surface, but full of softness", like cannoli, with the crunchy shell. The usual fic for it starts as hatefucking and develops feelings and vulnerability throughout.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My friend coined the term. It's "Hard on the surface, but full of softness", like cannoli, with the crunchy shell. The usual fic for it starts as hatefucking and develops feelings and vulnerability throughout.
11. A headcanon....
Well, obviously, they are bitter exes during the events of TFA. It's right there on the screen.
Well, obviously, they are bitter exes during the events of TFA. It's right there on the screen.
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
11. A headcanon....
Well, obviously, they are bitter exes during the events of TFA. It's right there on the screen.
Well, obviously, they are bitter exes during the events of TFA. It's right there on the screen.
10. An orange thing and a black thing:
The late Donut, and the devil in disguise Charcoal.
The late Donut, and the devil in disguise Charcoal.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
10. An orange thing and a black thing:
The late Donut, and the devil in disguise Charcoal.
The late Donut, and the devil in disguise Charcoal.
Hah thanks, but objectively... there's a reason I was never even considered for the zine :-D
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hah thanks, but objectively... there's a reason I was never even considered for the zine :-D
9. Have you ever had a kylux dream?
I had one just the other day!
It’s written here: archiveofourown.org/works/723560...
I had one just the other day!
It’s written here: archiveofourown.org/works/723560...
Hook, Line, and Sinker - squire - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
9. Have you ever had a kylux dream?
I had one just the other day!
It’s written here: archiveofourown.org/works/723560...
I had one just the other day!
It’s written here: archiveofourown.org/works/723560...
8. Has kylux made me discover anything about myself?
Not really. I already arrived with all my kinks and carried them gleefully on to other ships and fandoms as well.
If anything, it solidified the sad fact that I really can’t draw for shit.
Not really. I already arrived with all my kinks and carried them gleefully on to other ships and fandoms as well.
If anything, it solidified the sad fact that I really can’t draw for shit.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
8. Has kylux made me discover anything about myself?
Not really. I already arrived with all my kinks and carried them gleefully on to other ships and fandoms as well.
If anything, it solidified the sad fact that I really can’t draw for shit.
Not really. I already arrived with all my kinks and carried them gleefully on to other ships and fandoms as well.
If anything, it solidified the sad fact that I really can’t draw for shit.
7. Have you written/drawn anything?
Oh boy didn’t I. I even created an entire AU and a Kylux-adjacent rarepair for which I am one of the total two contributors. I still write, but the laptop that could speak to my wacom tablet is long gone…
Oh boy didn’t I. I even created an entire AU and a Kylux-adjacent rarepair for which I am one of the total two contributors. I still write, but the laptop that could speak to my wacom tablet is long gone…
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
7. Have you written/drawn anything?
Oh boy didn’t I. I even created an entire AU and a Kylux-adjacent rarepair for which I am one of the total two contributors. I still write, but the laptop that could speak to my wacom tablet is long gone…
Oh boy didn’t I. I even created an entire AU and a Kylux-adjacent rarepair for which I am one of the total two contributors. I still write, but the laptop that could speak to my wacom tablet is long gone…
6. One of favourite pieces of art…
I suck at archiving. And I am not browsing ten years worth of blog. But I remember the art that very likely definitely made me ship it was half-naked Hux with Force grip around his throat.
I suck at archiving. And I am not browsing ten years worth of blog. But I remember the art that very likely definitely made me ship it was half-naked Hux with Force grip around his throat.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
6. One of favourite pieces of art…
I suck at archiving. And I am not browsing ten years worth of blog. But I remember the art that very likely definitely made me ship it was half-naked Hux with Force grip around his throat.
I suck at archiving. And I am not browsing ten years worth of blog. But I remember the art that very likely definitely made me ship it was half-naked Hux with Force grip around his throat.
5. What is a fic you enjoy?
archiveofourown.org/works/582373...
Never fails, I reread it annually, absolutely hilarious AU from pre-Armitage day.
archiveofourown.org/works/582373...
Never fails, I reread it annually, absolutely hilarious AU from pre-Armitage day.
archiveofourown.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
5. What is a fic you enjoy?
archiveofourown.org/works/582373...
Never fails, I reread it annually, absolutely hilarious AU from pre-Armitage day.
archiveofourown.org/works/582373...
Never fails, I reread it annually, absolutely hilarious AU from pre-Armitage day.
4. Favourite canon Kylux moment?
Hey, like, the entire TFA. Especially if you watch it through the “they are bitter exes” lenses.
Other than that, it’s Pablo Hidalgo introducing Millicent.
Hey, like, the entire TFA. Especially if you watch it through the “they are bitter exes” lenses.
Other than that, it’s Pablo Hidalgo introducing Millicent.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
4. Favourite canon Kylux moment?
Hey, like, the entire TFA. Especially if you watch it through the “they are bitter exes” lenses.
Other than that, it’s Pablo Hidalgo introducing Millicent.
Hey, like, the entire TFA. Especially if you watch it through the “they are bitter exes” lenses.
Other than that, it’s Pablo Hidalgo introducing Millicent.
3. Do you prefer classic, soft, or cannoli kylux?
Hehehe as one of the first writers of the "cannoli" dynamic, I can't pick - I have written all three, it'd be like picking your favourite child. The classic ones were definitely better received, though.
Hehehe as one of the first writers of the "cannoli" dynamic, I can't pick - I have written all three, it'd be like picking your favourite child. The classic ones were definitely better received, though.
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
3. Do you prefer classic, soft, or cannoli kylux?
Hehehe as one of the first writers of the "cannoli" dynamic, I can't pick - I have written all three, it'd be like picking your favourite child. The classic ones were definitely better received, though.
Hehehe as one of the first writers of the "cannoli" dynamic, I can't pick - I have written all three, it'd be like picking your favourite child. The classic ones were definitely better received, though.
2. What made you ship them?
The fucked up dynamic. I've had ships before where both parties were fundamentally good people forced to make bad choices, and it was refreshing to play with two objectively horrible assholes.
The also look hot together.
The fucked up dynamic. I've had ships before where both parties were fundamentally good people forced to make bad choices, and it was refreshing to play with two objectively horrible assholes.
The also look hot together.
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
2. What made you ship them?
The fucked up dynamic. I've had ships before where both parties were fundamentally good people forced to make bad choices, and it was refreshing to play with two objectively horrible assholes.
The also look hot together.
The fucked up dynamic. I've had ships before where both parties were fundamentally good people forced to make bad choices, and it was refreshing to play with two objectively horrible assholes.
The also look hot together.
1. When did I start shipping kylux?
I checked - my first kylux fic is from March 2016, and the Tumblr sideblog I originally created for kylux is also from March 2016. I must have been reading fic for some weeks before that, though.
I checked - my first kylux fic is from March 2016, and the Tumblr sideblog I originally created for kylux is also from March 2016. I must have been reading fic for some weeks before that, though.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
1. When did I start shipping kylux?
I checked - my first kylux fic is from March 2016, and the Tumblr sideblog I originally created for kylux is also from March 2016. I must have been reading fic for some weeks before that, though.
I checked - my first kylux fic is from March 2016, and the Tumblr sideblog I originally created for kylux is also from March 2016. I must have been reading fic for some weeks before that, though.