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Fan of the Oxford comma and the eff bomb, dog lover, misanthrope #democracy #oldbay #maryland #spain #usa #scifi #startrek #cooking #genx
Buhbye, motherfucker
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Buhbye, motherfucker
Well, that's one way to solve the housing crisis I suppose
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Well, that's one way to solve the housing crisis I suppose
Good morning #bluecrew from Spain 🌊☀️ Pan con tomate, café con leche, and a side of Miss Cookie. Self-service terrace breakfast, sunglasses optional. #breakfastcrew
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Good morning #bluecrew from Spain 🌊☀️ Pan con tomate, café con leche, and a side of Miss Cookie. Self-service terrace breakfast, sunglasses optional. #breakfastcrew
Bring it on, valencianos! Call it an arrocidad, a crime against rice. Yesterday’s arroz con pollo y setas became today’s fried rice lunch. Sauteed onion, pepper, zucchini, then cold rice straight from the fridge and beaten egg. Chopped basil, soy sauce, and a dollop of alioli to finish.
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Bring it on, valencianos! Call it an arrocidad, a crime against rice. Yesterday’s arroz con pollo y setas became today’s fried rice lunch. Sauteed onion, pepper, zucchini, then cold rice straight from the fridge and beaten egg. Chopped basil, soy sauce, and a dollop of alioli to finish.
This lady might be able to help Dershowitz.
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This lady might be able to help Dershowitz.
I ❤️ stone fruit season. Dinner tonight nectarine, saucer peach, apricot, feta, walnuts, cilantro, basil, seeds, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, and honey.
July 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I ❤️ stone fruit season. Dinner tonight nectarine, saucer peach, apricot, feta, walnuts, cilantro, basil, seeds, olive oil, apple cider vinegar, and honey.
Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me
June 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Tell Kristi. I want her to know it was me
Don't let this beautiful, sweet, dumb-looking face fool you. This is the face of a stone cold killer. We had field mice take over a shed and garden pockets one winter. Once. She went from goofy to murderous in an instant. It was a massacre. This one and her JRT sister cleaned up. Borrow a dog.
June 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Don't let this beautiful, sweet, dumb-looking face fool you. This is the face of a stone cold killer. We had field mice take over a shed and garden pockets one winter. Once. She went from goofy to murderous in an instant. It was a massacre. This one and her JRT sister cleaned up. Borrow a dog.
Damn. I really hate Cheetolini, but this? This is just so fucking classy I gotta tip my hat. Bravo. Like fucking Brideshead Revisited in a MAGA hat or a Merchant Ivory film come to life. Edith Wharton would shit herself trying to invent a character this classy.
May 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Damn. I really hate Cheetolini, but this? This is just so fucking classy I gotta tip my hat. Bravo. Like fucking Brideshead Revisited in a MAGA hat or a Merchant Ivory film come to life. Edith Wharton would shit herself trying to invent a character this classy.
Come here you beauty
May 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Come here you beauty
Goddamn I love Facebook Marketplace sometimes. Just marvelous.
May 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Goddamn I love Facebook Marketplace sometimes. Just marvelous.
Your dog is beautiful. Looks like my beloved little Bear.
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Your dog is beautiful. Looks like my beloved little Bear.
Budweiser and California Chardonnay marked down at the local supermarket
April 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Budweiser and California Chardonnay marked down at the local supermarket
Bella looks like a sweetie. Dogs are so sensitive. They feel love and sadness like we do, and they always know when we need a little extra comfort. This one is our little nurse. We were heartbroken after losing another dog, and she’s been helping all of us mend ❤️🩹 together you guys will too
April 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Bella looks like a sweetie. Dogs are so sensitive. They feel love and sadness like we do, and they always know when we need a little extra comfort. This one is our little nurse. We were heartbroken after losing another dog, and she’s been helping all of us mend ❤️🩹 together you guys will too
Domingo de Ramos, Palm Sunday, in Elche where white palm weaving becomes art. These intricate, handmade creations are part of a local tradition recognized by UNESCO. Processions, palms, and a city in celebration. #Elche #DomingoDeRamos #UNESCO #PalmArt
April 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Domingo de Ramos, Palm Sunday, in Elche where white palm weaving becomes art. These intricate, handmade creations are part of a local tradition recognized by UNESCO. Processions, palms, and a city in celebration. #Elche #DomingoDeRamos #UNESCO #PalmArt
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. I barely understand half of what they’re talking about. I’m not a programmer or project manager, I’m basically a potato when it comes to technology and management stuff. Maybe it’s just the delirium of watching trillions in wealth vanish into the ether.
April 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard. I barely understand half of what they’re talking about. I’m not a programmer or project manager, I’m basically a potato when it comes to technology and management stuff. Maybe it’s just the delirium of watching trillions in wealth vanish into the ether.
The tentacles really are the best part.
March 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The tentacles really are the best part.
I’d give anything to run my fingers through your thick yellow fur or to catch your dark eyes staring into mine, even another game of fetch. You were relentless with that damned ball, and I’d get annoyed but now, I’d drop my book, put down my phone, and give you my full attention, every second of it.
March 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’d give anything to run my fingers through your thick yellow fur or to catch your dark eyes staring into mine, even another game of fetch. You were relentless with that damned ball, and I’d get annoyed but now, I’d drop my book, put down my phone, and give you my full attention, every second of it.