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Squidney
@squidney95.bsky.social
29 👩🏼‍🍳🍞🥖 Cali📍
I’m actually gonna crash out why does my $7 shaken espresso have so much creamer it’s the color of creamer 😭😭😭 like please can we be consistent with our products
June 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I want the AirPods Pro but my ear holes are too small
April 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remember when we just had film canisters lying around everywhere, filling up junk drawers, holding teeth and what not
April 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
April 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The baker urge to spend $300 for a pastry laminator and have easy fresh croissants every day 😭
March 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh no i fear Chappel Roan is a relatively unlikable person 😭😭 love her music tho
March 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I really wish Apple would allow you to organize your apps and widgets on your phone through a desktop. They could make it so easy but instead my little wiggly apps are a mess
March 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
29 years on this planet and I’m still surprised at how short February is
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m honestly so tired of matching clothes. Give me sets or dresses all summer. Set Girl Summer
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Diva you do NOT need semaglutide to lose 20lbs. I’m gonna need yall to stop putting crazy shit in your body
February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I knew i had the Sunday scaries for a reason… it’s supposed to be cloudy and rainy for the next two weeks 😭
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have the Sunday scaries even though I’m off for the next 3 days 😂
The sun is finally out again and i dont want it to go down!!
February 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I can feel my seasonal depression falling away today. It feels like I’m waking up from a long nap 😂
February 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think it’s about that time of year i binge on fig newtons then forget about them for another year
February 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s a little late but hes got the spirit! 😂 happy Valentine’s Day!
February 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m craving a glizzy rn
February 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have so many chores to do today but it’s storming right now and i can’t pull myself away from the window
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My first dog as a kid chewed up my favorite stuffed animal. I’ve kept that little stuffed toy my entire life; really the only thing I’ve kept.
My little Poppy, my first dog as an adult, found my stuffed animal in our garage and is trotting around the house with it just like my childhood dog 🥹
February 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
There was a man i met at the beach when my job was shut down for covid, he said he owned a jewelry store and could hire me, it turned out to be some weird mlm and he started getting so crazy and aggressive towards me. I was able to shake him off but he just texted me a picture of my parents house…
February 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show was incredible! And the Samuel L Jackson feature? *chefs kiss*
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Getting my mind juices flowing
February 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I h a t e a quilted purse 💕
February 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hate how the political atmosphere has made me a conspiracy theorist but i still think there is something so fishy about that helicopter
January 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s in the 40s right now.. as a Cali girl I am essentially a popsicle
January 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
How are you gonna do shit to piss me off all the time then get upset that I’m pissed off all the time?
January 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM