Damn you're hot! Enough to make a photographer wanna come out of retirement...

Thanks!

Coincidentally, I'm originally a Los Angelino who just couldn't handle the traffic any more. Guess I'm in good company.

Melanie Stansbury is an amazing woman to be represented by in Congress. I'm thankful that my new home is going to represent my interests as someone who's feminine but not a wimp.

Coming from Seattle, I don't think most of my peers recognize the opportunities here. It sorta took me by surprise.

I have special needs and am gently re-entering society, but I made a point to drive around the block and give you guys a big shout-out the window with my fiance that day.

Thank you for representing those of us who are still catching up.

Lick my ass, clown. You're a disgrace to the nation, an embarrassment to all veterans, ugly as shit, and just plain fucking STUPID!

And deep down in your heart, you know it's true.

You're not even significant enough to laugh about.
Loser.

People don't often find New Mexico to be politically glorious, but that's because they don't realize we have a brilliant, strong, ethical, and absolutely beautiful woman standing up for us and the Constitution while while the majority of macho men cower like wimps.

We <3 Rep. Stansbury!

Speaking from vast experience, it's really easy for a civilian populace to get armed with nonlethal weapons even in gun control states. And it's legal to conceal them.

My people have a saying: "fuck around and find out".

It requires a really fucked up world where I can agree with anything that fake-libel nepo-baby Newsom says. But here we are.

Anyone feeling like it's time for a 3rd party yet? The evidence cannot be any clearer.