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LucⒶss🐰🛸🦨
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Home renovation as self harm.
lol smh. Got this woman a surprise present, which was installing door stops on her classroom door that she has asked maintenance for the past 4 years. I blushed so hard in front of everyone when she hugged me! Being very normal about it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Man does anyone have a copy of Svankmajer’s ‘GreedyGuts’ (2000) ?
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
False alarm everyone loves her
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The director hates my barracuda puppet.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
On day 13 of 21 straight days worked. I’m the tiredest man.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wish the director would pick any show that has a set not in a vaguely Victorian house. I swear I have built the same set three shows in a row.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Committed to the scooby doo yakkity sax revolving bookcase that spits characters out
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No not me yelling very frustrated at a high schooler yesterday ‘quit whining! you signed up to do this’ when they were pouting and stomping because I asked them to help paint when they asked if there was anything they could help with on the set.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just realized I’m day 5 into a streak of 23 strait days before my next possible day off. 9am band all school Halloween concert in a crumbling 60’s building with antique lighting equipment.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Chipped multiple teeth this week because my dumb ass loves opening things with them.
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Know what, we should just let the kids rip their vapes right In the classrooms. They will be fine. I smoked in high school and look I’m a teacher. See fine.
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My best work friend works in the admin building at the school I work at and is always telling me new things to get pissed at. We didn’t get raises this year, but the district did spend over 500k this year on therapy puppy’s and bathroom vape detectors.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My high school students only want tasks, they never want to be creative. It’s making me so sad that they have to be/were taught like this by parents and a system not serving them. They’re like little robots with underdeveloped motor skills and so many things cause them to have meltdowns.
October 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Damn straight I am
October 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Heavy times keep on coming at me!
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Also today is the second time the high school I work at has had to evacuate for a bomb threat since I started two years ago.
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I can explain, I had an isolated childhood with extremely distant parents. and only seem to like women with sever OCD who like the same stuff I do…
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I need to buy a safer soldering iron, this man just grabs it willy nilly without any care for repercussions.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
lol I have been married exactly the same amount of time I have been separated today.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jump scare every time I turn around in the shop
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Lansings your fault GM” you can only see this when you walk by on the side walk, or if you work at General Motors grand river assembly and look up. There hasn’t been a day in my life where I haven’t felt the negative impact of General Motors on myself and those I love.
August 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Felt something fall behind me on stage de dusted and put high up (I was safe)
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My favorite holiday!
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Bring back tobacco to Michigan k -12 campuses I think it’s important for students to see me blasting cigs and pacing around the parking lot muttering to myself when they piss me off.
August 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
OK OK last dirtbag days before i have to be a respectable educator till next summer.
August 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM