Proud to live in a forever blue state.
Always up for some good trouble.
Loyal and loving unless I see you punch down— then we're done.
Always kind, not always nice.
Nazi.
And unless you want the same historical reputation/legacy, take all the Alligator Alcatraz/Auschwitz shit down. Not shopping there until you do. And it looks like I’ve got hundreds of thousands of friends joining me.
Nazi.
And unless you want the same historical reputation/legacy, take all the Alligator Alcatraz/Auschwitz shit down. Not shopping there until you do. And it looks like I’ve got hundreds of thousands of friends joining me.
Then he said something surprising. "And she used to watch porn as well."
I stopped and turned around. "Really? She watched porn?"
Him, laughing: "No, I said she watched Lawrence Welk."
Then he said something surprising. "And she used to watch porn as well."
I stopped and turned around. "Really? She watched porn?"
Him, laughing: "No, I said she watched Lawrence Welk."
I was writing about how frustrating it was to date for so long and not find the right person for me.
*Eight days later*, I met the man I’ve been spectacularly happily married to for 17 years.
Don’t give up. ❤️
I was writing about how frustrating it was to date for so long and not find the right person for me.
*Eight days later*, I met the man I’ve been spectacularly happily married to for 17 years.
Don’t give up. ❤️
Orange rapist felon
Spews vile hatred to protect
his fragile ego
Chainsaw billionaire
Chopping all the good people
To justify lies.
🧵
Orange rapist felon
Spews vile hatred to protect
his fragile ego
Chainsaw billionaire
Chopping all the good people
To justify lies.
🧵
COATTAILS
Laughing quietly
as you follow the thing
destroying all in its way.
& then it turns
and sees you.
COATTAILS
Laughing quietly
as you follow the thing
destroying all in its way.
& then it turns
and sees you.
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COATTAILS
Laughing quietly
as you follow the thing
destroying all in its way.
& then it turns
and sees you.
COATTAILS
Laughing quietly
as you follow the thing
destroying all in its way.
& then it turns
and sees you.
Stand up. Don’t just be scared for yourself—be scared for the entire situation, for the rule of law, and for the role of lawyers in this democracy.
Stand up. Don’t just be scared for yourself—be scared for the entire situation, for the rule of law, and for the role of lawyers in this democracy.
Remember when you sang "I woke today. Suddenly, nothing happened."?
That sounds delightful. Can we please have some of that here in the US?
Thank you for a beautiful, hopeful song. I'm hanging on to every word these days. Waiting for our real lives to begin. ❤️
Remember when you sang "I woke today. Suddenly, nothing happened."?
That sounds delightful. Can we please have some of that here in the US?
Thank you for a beautiful, hopeful song. I'm hanging on to every word these days. Waiting for our real lives to begin. ❤️
This is super fun.
This is super fun.
That's what it feels like these days.
That's what it feels like these days.
I'm sad
and sick
and quiet inside.
But it's so loud outside.
I'm sad
and sick
and quiet inside.
But it's so loud outside.
Have I got that right?
Have I got that right?
#Superbowl #fuckrepublicans
#Superbowl #fuckrepublicans
Well, turns out our country has cancer and it is spreading.
Everybody knows what happens if you just ignore cancer and hope it goes away.
Fight.
Act.
Do what you can to stop it.
Well, turns out our country has cancer and it is spreading.
Everybody knows what happens if you just ignore cancer and hope it goes away.
Fight.
Act.
Do what you can to stop it.