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squidias.bsky.social
squid, from the internet
@squidias.bsky.social
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squid battenburg, like the cake. nonbinary trans "guy" who hates fun so you don't have to 🫡

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squidias.bsky.social
NEW FIC: (tucked away, tangled up) together

🤠 3.6k of nsfw of the tiny cowboy
🤠 jedtavius, nightdream version, connected to my octavius one
🤠 i just like the cowboy a lot guys
🤠 archiveofourown.org/works/62304646
screenshot of ao3 fic titled (tucked away, tangled up) together by squidbatts. the summary reads: When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.or: jedediah has some downtime
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
squidias.bsky.social
NEW FIC: i wanna be the food stuck under your tongue

🔪 dunmeshi kabru indulgence
🔪 2.9k
🔪 so remember how i said surgery is the most intimate act-
🔪 archiveofourown.org/works/60945055
Screenshot of an ao3 fic, I wanna be the food stuck under your tongue by squidbatts. The summary reads: “I know, I know, It’s just- weird.” In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge. “Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?” or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
November 29, 2024 at 11:52 PM
squidias.bsky.social
NEW FIC: i know you'll wear my (makeup) well
💄 2.1k
💄 M because that's the lowest I can do for jp
💄 they're playing with gender except they refuse to talk about it
💄 archiveofourown.org/works/60852571
screenshot of ao3 fic, know you'll wear my (makeup) well, by squidbatts Summary: "I got this from Ulta." Porter smudges his finger across Jace's cheekbone, under his eye, over his nose, and repeats on the other side. Jace would narrow his eyes if he didn't think it'd fuck up whatever Porter's doing and leave him with blush all over his face. "The girl at the counter said my girlfriend was going to love it." Porter finishes. Jace's hand twitches with the want to check it, to wash it off, or maybe just to blend it out. "She's paid to say that." Porter hums and wipes his finger on Jace's shirt because he's an asshole. "Does my girlfriend? Like it, that is." "No." Jace does kiss him though. It's contradictory training, but Jace has always been bad at making good decisions. or: four times porter gave jace a gift, and one time jace gave him one
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
squidias.bsky.social
I am SO GLAD I taught my dad the upside down smiley face emoji 😭
Screenshot of a message from rashid that reads "Either way, we're not trying to necessarily block rooms for everyone because we don't have a family history of paying on time 🙃😕🙃"
November 19, 2024 at 1:24 AM
squidias.bsky.social
Do we think this is like. Too much. Is it too much
Screenshot of a google doc that says: “Yeah, that’s me. Now, I know you know the schedule, you come an’ whine to me about it often enough, so,” Jedediah lowers his voice and leans hard on the fence, gets closer to Octavius to intimidate him a bit. “Be a good boy, Octagon, and get your boys the hell offa my track.”
November 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
squidias.bsky.social
Compensating by being close enough to destroy my eardrums
November 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
squidias.bsky.social
Yk for all the L's they accumulate, thank you d20 wiki for my life (also I'm sure someone has screenshots of the tweets but ***I*** dont have the ones I took anymore and I'm not going to go look for anyone else's)
Screenshot that reads "Calroy's father, a merchant named Johan Battenburg was granted the noble title of Earl of Sconebridge when calroy was around 10 years old. Because of this[...]"
November 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM
squidias.bsky.social
#Dimension20 #NSFW
NEW FIC: rejoice, rejoice (and fall to your knees)
🎲 816 words of barely explicit caltheo
🎲 they're both too old for this
🎲 written
🎲 for Honor The Cock, a NSFW dimension 20 zine!
🎲 archiveofourown.org/works/60343423
November 6, 2024 at 6:03 PM
squidias.bsky.social
Guys will dress like this and then be surprised that no one at the diy grunge punk show matches their energy
October 21, 2024 at 1:04 AM
squidias.bsky.social
"Frankensteinteen become the monster" made me apply the job I did for Three Years in new orleans, which I was not qualified for, however. I can't have someone talking to me about the brothers in 2024. I don't know what's up with them, and I honestly do not want to
October 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
squidias.bsky.social
Just for u
A round sticker that says "official original squid squidias oomf". The "squid squidias" is purple with flames coming from each letter
October 19, 2024 at 2:24 AM