Squid
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30 year old gremlin, professional unemployed liar, just a little guy. New york times bestseller, but I'm not telling you which one.🧌🧚♂️🏋
In one end and then the other, as it were
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In one end and then the other, as it were
Russ Vought. Miller is close behind, but Vought has been v dangerous in enabling the crueler impulses of the admin.
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Russ Vought. Miller is close behind, but Vought has been v dangerous in enabling the crueler impulses of the admin.
If you’re not familiar, look up Chris Peterson who now teaches at ULaw. He did exceptional work for cfpb against payday lenders preying on soldiers near bases.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If you’re not familiar, look up Chris Peterson who now teaches at ULaw. He did exceptional work for cfpb against payday lenders preying on soldiers near bases.
When the bottom falls out, this will be a scandal and disgrace on par with payday loan businesses right next to base.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When the bottom falls out, this will be a scandal and disgrace on par with payday loan businesses right next to base.
Tarsem Singh’s the fall changed my brain chemistry
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tarsem Singh’s the fall changed my brain chemistry
Lee pace is my pick, there’s some true gems in there
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lee pace is my pick, there’s some true gems in there
You should listen to the behind the bastards episode on the guy who birthed modern stand up/comedian monologues. Daily show definitely marked a shift, because it was on tv for normies.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You should listen to the behind the bastards episode on the guy who birthed modern stand up/comedian monologues. Daily show definitely marked a shift, because it was on tv for normies.
Bippity boppity boo, an elephant sat on you/
Bibbity boppity bee, give-a da codes to me?
Bibbity boppity bee, give-a da codes to me?
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Bippity boppity boo, an elephant sat on you/
Bibbity boppity bee, give-a da codes to me?
Bibbity boppity bee, give-a da codes to me?
When the bread and the butter and the griddle grease and the eggs combine
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is making an ok sign with his hands .
Alt: a cartoon character named Pacha from the emperor 's new groove is making an ok sign with his hands . The implied caption is “just right” in response to the above post
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November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When the bread and the butter and the griddle grease and the eggs combine
Diner toast is the best toast because it’s got the best texture when you bite in. Crisp, light, oily. That’s my top pick
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Diner toast is the best toast because it’s got the best texture when you bite in. Crisp, light, oily. That’s my top pick
My grandmother had one culinary skill if nothing else: she made delightful gravy. You reconstituted the beef with it
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My grandmother had one culinary skill if nothing else: she made delightful gravy. You reconstituted the beef with it
My mom came to my dad’s coworker’s family thanksgiving for the first time, and brought a pie for the dinner. It was a pecan pie. She didn’t know this was apparently the family matriarch’s pie. An aunt complimented the matriarch effusively on her new recipe. It was my mother’s. southern drama ensues
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My mom came to my dad’s coworker’s family thanksgiving for the first time, and brought a pie for the dinner. It was a pecan pie. She didn’t know this was apparently the family matriarch’s pie. An aunt complimented the matriarch effusively on her new recipe. It was my mother’s. southern drama ensues
My mother cooked a prime rib for her parents once. Once. Perfectly roasted it, medium rare and her dad was so excited. Her mother was aghast at first slice, snatched it off the table and microwaved it for ten minutes. Hurt my mom: it was over a hundred bucks of meat and this was the early 90s.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My mother cooked a prime rib for her parents once. Once. Perfectly roasted it, medium rare and her dad was so excited. Her mother was aghast at first slice, snatched it off the table and microwaved it for ten minutes. Hurt my mom: it was over a hundred bucks of meat and this was the early 90s.
It’s actually kind of cool bc sheep have like, three functional genders. Rams and ewes but also wethers who live with the rams when it isn’t lambing season. A “bell wether” is named after them bc their castration means they’re not poisoned with testosterone and are usually the lead.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It’s actually kind of cool bc sheep have like, three functional genders. Rams and ewes but also wethers who live with the rams when it isn’t lambing season. A “bell wether” is named after them bc their castration means they’re not poisoned with testosterone and are usually the lead.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dead ass had to go through experiencing the whole Pregnant Man tabloids thing unfold and ask that exact same question a year later like omfg
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Dead ass had to go through experiencing the whole Pregnant Man tabloids thing unfold and ask that exact same question a year later like omfg
Here’s the original if you can withstand the fatal levels of cringe
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Here’s the original if you can withstand the fatal levels of cringe
Case in fucking point
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Case in fucking point
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Something deeply fucked up when you can blindly break basic state functions and condemn millions to death and then people make you the richest man in the world instead of a pariah
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Something deeply fucked up when you can blindly break basic state functions and condemn millions to death and then people make you the richest man in the world instead of a pariah
I would turn to dust on the spot if I did something that made a judge tell me this.
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I would turn to dust on the spot if I did something that made a judge tell me this.