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he/him, 20Δ, Jewish trans multifandom multishipper. Owner of a half million dollar penis. I write fanfiction and take pictures of Nendos. Minors DNI
What do you mean the dude with the catchphrase "oh my stars and garters" did a GENOCIDE
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Never shit where you eat, folks, unless it's a giant bat man or demon lady and I was not given those options
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oi flipping vey indeed
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wolverine in English: bub let's smash some beers and get into this fracas
Wolverine in Japanese: Good evening milady, you may take my hand as we stroll through the gardens. What beautiful weather we are having
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Like yeah, I know Robert as a character is mainly interested in Blazer but unlike him I am a man of TASTE
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It would be very bad but very funny writing if everything is the same as our world EXCEPT for some reason something like Prussia or the Ottoman Empire still exists and has just never come up
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
THANK YOU AHHHHH
If this were filmed in front of a live studio audience, I 100% pictured applause when he showed up lmao. So happy I got to squeeze him in
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM