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Squeeb
@squeeeeeeeeb.bsky.social
Kristina (25/they,them) Genderfluid, Pagan, MHC22, Treat others with kindness. Safe space for big tit moms, Kencurious
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I may perish under these circumstances.
The circumstances: author MIA on fanfic update day
Boba tea is slow feeding mats for people.
April 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A small joy I’ve discovered: sitting on the floor in your bathroom with the shower turned super hot to steam up the room and your sniffly cat on your lap to clear up his sinuses.
April 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Gentle parenting a mischievous black cat 🐈‍⬛
April 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Crabs are basically sea spiders
March 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Im gonna start force feeding politicians asbestos
February 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If you could make a dip for eucharist wafers what would it be? I’m thinking enchilada dip. Thoughts?
February 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by Squeeb
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ok it’s done I finally moved my best hits over from the bird app 🥳
January 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Plot twist at the end of canoe sing they light the canoes on fire
January 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Walking home from a smoke sesh with ms. Frizzle and my 2 favorite white boys.
January 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trader hoes is trader joes’s only fans account.
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyday I live in fear of checking my mobile banking app.
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Date idea:
Let’s reenactment Hamlet using garden gnomes.
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Watching the pisces on pisces violence on my timeline like 👀
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Trying to piece together lesbian tiktok drama like a fucked up queer connect the dots.
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I love snooping so much. It’s in my top 4 things to do. Whenever I go to someone’s house/room I have to give them a warning and ask them to stop me if they don’t want me to go exploring like Dora.
January 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
China cabinets are like small museums in houses
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Blanch is gay people zoo
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Anderson lost the Vanderbilt fortune in cryptocurrency”
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Did Snooki ever get out of the New Years Ball?
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My spotify dj is bullying me
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The container of chicken stock in the fridge says “great for cooking or as a beverage” on it. Which of you freaks is pouring yourself a glass of chicken stock when you get thirsty in the middle of the night?
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Kookaburra’s are so funny lookin
January 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Does anyone else try to speed run sleep? Like “20 min on the clock lets go”
January 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me: “I used to think Criss Angel was hot”

Maggie: “That’s an early sign of a young nonbinary.”
January 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM