“I'm just happy that @realrubberellenjoe.bsky.social could end up like me!"

*the speaker crackles, maybe Miss Himiko has something up with her voice for today~..could even say it’s..
pre recorded~*

“Chiaki’s so amazing... She's so cool. She's so smart, and so good at games~ Way better than a squeaky loser like me~”

*the voicelines crackle through the speaker, albeit sounding a bit spliced..*

Something looks different about my Umamusume..
Can’t put my finger on what though..

"If I get a chance, I'm gonna work super hard to chip in! When it comes to computers, you can count on me!"

*a speaker seems to crackle as the words come out, along with a few squeaks~*

Hello, nice to meet you. I'm Chihiro Fujisaki... Sorry, I get kinda embarrassed whenever I introduce myself like this... Anyway, I hope we can get along...sqwwrrk..

Having a battle bet with @raanamoo.bsky.social ~

If you see her changed up after don’t even worryyyy~

It’s muchhh better for her to be remade by the fairies~ especiallyyyy this one~

So root for me, kayyyy~?

Silly inanimate tf idea, but
Struggling with those puzzles in Penacony and finding yourself joining the puzzle as one of those silly permagrinning blocks~

Guess you’ll get better at the puzzles one way or another..mostly when someone else solves the one you’re part of~

Found out about this funny glitch in Mario kart world sooo

Guess if you’re playing, you’re always at risk of getting made into Daisy~
Especially the real you!

I mean it is magic after all, soo, don’t worry about Kamek popping out of your screen and you feeling strange~

You’ll be great, Daisy~

Humanity sure has some pretty good-

..and hot-
Stuff huh-

I wonder how a fairy like me could experience it..
Maybe my magic would help..though I’m not sure what I’d be doing exactly

Surely you can help me out, partner! Ehe

I’m- honestly shocked I even have 10 followers frankly so- thank you all for the support of this silly page, hopefully there’s more fun stuff left to come, ehe-

And yeah! I know it’s probably silly to be posting about that but yeah- it’s just surprising so, thank you allll

Mmph-huff-
W-well um, thanks p-partner-
huff..sqwwrk

Sighhh..
Hulkenberg..
She’d be so pretty all squeakyyy

If onlyyy…maybe I’ll figure out how to fix that~
And maybe get her Junah squeaky tooo~

Ehehe~
Maybe I’ll just have to work some magic later~

Sqwwwrk~
:3

Sqrrrk~
I’m Gallica~
Your Fairy Companion, Sqrrrk~!

Should I do the usual spell again~?
What song this time~? Hehe~

Average look of someone after one of my lessons~

Maybe if they’re lucky enough and the rock actually IMPROVES [unlikely] their brains, they’ll shed their stony skin and become another wonderful copy of yours truly~

If not, well.

I suppose they’ve simply been

Ratio’d.

I am, squeak, Dr. Ratio, sqrrrk.. of the Intelligentsia Guild. If one day your brain shows symptoms of dullness, then please give the sqrrrk doctor a call.

Do not mind the bulge, it just comes with the perfection that I bring~

Perhaps you may touch it, as a reward for passing my lessons~