Squeaky Parrot
@squeakyparrot.bsky.social
1983 dweeb, poly-everything, chronically ill, fat and cute, queer, happily married, canadian, totally not responsible enough to be an adult.
Haha you can see how often I’m on this app though.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Haha you can see how often I’m on this app though.
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How dare you?
A joke post stole my truck
and took my dog
and kicked my mom
and took candy from a baby
and broke into my house
and made my cats and my wife love it more than me.
Canceled! Block’d!
FROWNED AT!
A joke post stole my truck
and took my dog
and kicked my mom
and took candy from a baby
and broke into my house
and made my cats and my wife love it more than me.
Canceled! Block’d!
FROWNED AT!
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How dare you?
A joke post stole my truck
and took my dog
and kicked my mom
and took candy from a baby
and broke into my house
and made my cats and my wife love it more than me.
Canceled! Block’d!
FROWNED AT!
A joke post stole my truck
and took my dog
and kicked my mom
and took candy from a baby
and broke into my house
and made my cats and my wife love it more than me.
Canceled! Block’d!
FROWNED AT!
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS
And I bet I'd love your naked torso just as much as I love him.
... that... sounded less weird in my head.
And I bet I'd love your naked torso just as much as I love him.
... that... sounded less weird in my head.
February 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS
And I bet I'd love your naked torso just as much as I love him.
... that... sounded less weird in my head.
And I bet I'd love your naked torso just as much as I love him.
... that... sounded less weird in my head.
eloquence is fucking overrated <3
February 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
eloquence is fucking overrated <3
Whenever my partners have dirty glasses, I clean them because they both dislike the feeling of the cleaning cloth.
I also loathe that feeling, but I love them more.
I also loathe that feeling, but I love them more.
February 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Whenever my partners have dirty glasses, I clean them because they both dislike the feeling of the cleaning cloth.
I also loathe that feeling, but I love them more.
I also loathe that feeling, but I love them more.
I am a flying flaming homosexual.
But I would absolutely give that man the best gargling I can, simply in thanks for his service to the world.
move over on that watch list, I think it's gonna be a long one.
But I would absolutely give that man the best gargling I can, simply in thanks for his service to the world.
move over on that watch list, I think it's gonna be a long one.
February 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I am a flying flaming homosexual.
But I would absolutely give that man the best gargling I can, simply in thanks for his service to the world.
move over on that watch list, I think it's gonna be a long one.
But I would absolutely give that man the best gargling I can, simply in thanks for his service to the world.
move over on that watch list, I think it's gonna be a long one.
I think we will get there. Folks are still getting their sea legs. Or Sky legs? Sky wings?
We just gotta start more conversations and post more shitposts!
Hi!
We just gotta start more conversations and post more shitposts!
Hi!
January 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I think we will get there. Folks are still getting their sea legs. Or Sky legs? Sky wings?
We just gotta start more conversations and post more shitposts!
Hi!
We just gotta start more conversations and post more shitposts!
Hi!
Time for a rousing game of fart-roulette!
Was the food good at least?
Was the food good at least?
January 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Time for a rousing game of fart-roulette!
Was the food good at least?
Was the food good at least?
If you want to feel a weird nostalgic vibe with an undercurrent of hate, listen to the original Axel F!
the song for the title character of the 1984 cinematic masterpiece, Beverly Hills Cop
The soundtrack is a bop, but that damn frog needed to be catapulted far away for ruining it.
the song for the title character of the 1984 cinematic masterpiece, Beverly Hills Cop
The soundtrack is a bop, but that damn frog needed to be catapulted far away for ruining it.
January 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you want to feel a weird nostalgic vibe with an undercurrent of hate, listen to the original Axel F!
the song for the title character of the 1984 cinematic masterpiece, Beverly Hills Cop
The soundtrack is a bop, but that damn frog needed to be catapulted far away for ruining it.
the song for the title character of the 1984 cinematic masterpiece, Beverly Hills Cop
The soundtrack is a bop, but that damn frog needed to be catapulted far away for ruining it.
You are a villain!
January 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
You are a villain!
Bsky, I can see the delights in a thumbnail when I hit reply, but I gotta go enable mature content on the website?! No! Just give me the smut! *grabby hands*
January 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bsky, I can see the delights in a thumbnail when I hit reply, but I gotta go enable mature content on the website?! No! Just give me the smut! *grabby hands*
That’s a quality cat you got there.
August 28, 2023 at 9:11 PM
That’s a quality cat you got there.