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Giving you information on our favorite cryptid.
Squatches that think they are the alpha are usually kicked out of the group. Those Squatches are usually very weak and scared of everything, especially the Sqautchettes. The exiled Squatches are known as “Tates”.
December 3, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Squatches that think they are the alpha are usually kicked out of the group. Those Squatches are usually very weak and scared of everything, especially the Sqautchettes. The exiled Squatches are known as “Tates”.
Squatches love some good anal tickling! #squatches #bigfoot
December 2, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Squatches love some good anal tickling! #squatches #bigfoot
Much like humans, who have weekends to not work and relax, Squatches also have days where they need to relax and rest. These days are usually whenever they fuck they want them.
November 27, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Much like humans, who have weekends to not work and relax, Squatches also have days where they need to relax and rest. These days are usually whenever they fuck they want them.
Squatches have been observed making moccasins using old beaver tails. It takes about 2 tails for each foot.
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Squatches have been observed making moccasins using old beaver tails. It takes about 2 tails for each foot.
A favorite activity of Squatches is to sit around naked in a circle and listen to music. One of their favorite artists is @jellyroll65.bsky.social #beautifullybroken
November 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
A favorite activity of Squatches is to sit around naked in a circle and listen to music. One of their favorite artists is @jellyroll65.bsky.social #beautifullybroken
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social although many people think Chewbacca is a Squatches favorite Star Wars character it is not. They actually prefer Nien Nunb.
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social although many people think Chewbacca is a Squatches favorite Star Wars character it is not. They actually prefer Nien Nunb.
@mcuban.bsky.social you ever seen Squatches in Texas? I have, they love bbq!
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social you ever seen Squatches in Texas? I have, they love bbq!
A group of Squatches once watched The Lord of the Rings from the woods at a drive-in. Several of them started questioning their sexuality when they saw Aragorn. #lordoftherings
November 27, 2024 at 1:29 AM
A group of Squatches once watched The Lord of the Rings from the woods at a drive-in. Several of them started questioning their sexuality when they saw Aragorn. #lordoftherings
Squatches have no idea how to make smartphones.
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Squatches have no idea how to make smartphones.
Squatchettes often perform oral sex on Squatches, they do not have gag reflexes.
November 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Squatchettes often perform oral sex on Squatches, they do not have gag reflexes.
Just like many Americans Squatches also eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Their favorite part is eating the ass!
November 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Just like many Americans Squatches also eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Their favorite part is eating the ass!
Squatches love hanging out around airports. Seeing the planes take off and land are a magical experience for them. It also gives mega hard boners.
November 26, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Squatches love hanging out around airports. Seeing the planes take off and land are a magical experience for them. It also gives mega hard boners.
The velocity of a Squatchettes (female Squatch) piss can be so fast that it can cut through small rocks. #squatchfacts #sasquatch
November 26, 2024 at 6:37 PM
The velocity of a Squatchettes (female Squatch) piss can be so fast that it can cut through small rocks. #squatchfacts #sasquatch
Squatches will hollow out old tree stumps and use them as toilets. Depending on how big the stump is Squatches can get about 10-11 shits in them. Humans are believed to have taken this idea from Squatches and that’s how we got toilets.
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Squatches will hollow out old tree stumps and use them as toilets. Depending on how big the stump is Squatches can get about 10-11 shits in them. Humans are believed to have taken this idea from Squatches and that’s how we got toilets.
Squatches cannot read english. #squatchfacts #read
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Squatches cannot read english. #squatchfacts #read
The speed of a Squatch ejaculation can go up to about 300 mph. You do not want to be in front when that goes off. Unless you’re a Squatchette of course. #sasquatches #squatchfacts
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
The speed of a Squatch ejaculation can go up to about 300 mph. You do not want to be in front when that goes off. Unless you’re a Squatchette of course. #sasquatches #squatchfacts
Squatches can have an erection that last for days. It’s so they can satisfy all those Squatchettes who are constantly craving Squatch dick. #sasquatchfacts #sasquatch
November 25, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Squatches can have an erection that last for days. It’s so they can satisfy all those Squatchettes who are constantly craving Squatch dick. #sasquatchfacts #sasquatch