everyone with a .30-06 Mauser seems to be going out to kill someone. Are Remington, Savage, Krag, and Springfield owners just too well-adjusted to do sniper attacks?

I would get off to that like, ironically

ATF is straight (derogatory)

Hiring several security contractors from different apps and watching them go at it like a gmod npc battle

Fuck a runny egg a slightly gooey egg however;

Like half of my food intake could be rice and it still wouldn't lose its charm

A pair of dueling pistols would make a great matching tattoo

Dude norinco has gotta be up there in terms of most moral corporations on earth

I think lime cucumber might be my favorite type of agua Fresca it’s the most refreshing imo