Dylan
squaresloth.bsky.social
Dylan
@squaresloth.bsky.social
Surprisingly not actually a sloth.

Sports, music and video games. Habitual live tweeter of the Sixers.
Don't think I've ever seen that many significant strikes in a single round before 😂 insane #UFC317
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Joshua Van is so accurate he's landing shots he isn't even throwing. #UFC317
June 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hate Carlton so it's kind of funny, but this umpiring is outrageous. #AFLSwansBlues
May 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This fight being on the main card of a PPV is an utter disgrace. #UFC315
May 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This might be the greatest NBA playoffs ever.
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Every damn one of those players that voted Halliburton overrated need to write a personal apology letter to the man.
May 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Draymond Green getting away with fouling the shit out of everyone and then cries he doesn't get his way 😂
May 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Houston need to bring out Jack McVeigh for this final possession, that man has never missed a game winner in his life 😂
April 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This Clippers / Nuggets series is absolute cinema. Got me screaming at the TV every shot and I don't even care who wins.
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bobby Hill with 3 effective disposals for the game, 1 tackle, kicks his first goal and Matt Hill goes with "HE'S BEEN BRILLIANT TONIGHT!!!". Really? #AFLLionsPies
April 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
That's a flat out incorrect 50. Daicos faked a handball, you're allowed to move after that. They changed that last year #AFLLionsPies
April 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Lmfaoooo that was satisfying #UFC314
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The UFC is an utter fucking embarrassment with this Trump shit. Give this orange idiot a walk out hey the same people complain "keep politics out of sports" #UFC314
April 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gold Coast being the best team to watch in the AFL feels wrong, but they're so good #AFLNorthSuns
April 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Adelaide fans fast becoming annoying af. Booing absolutely everything like prime Eagles #AFLCrowsCats
April 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Those last two Houston possessions were diabolical. What the hell was that 😭
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Clint wants to have a flex on a property in Tasmania. Bro a car bay in Sydney costs more than your crib in Tassie 😭 #MAFSAU
April 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Man what was Westbrook doing 😂😂😭😭😭
April 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Andrew McGrath got beaten on the wing and didn't put work in. Prior spoilt to himself and fucked it up. Ben McKay got embarassed twice. Same as last week but hey, no omissions #AFLDonsPower
March 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Absolutely insane not a single mention or criticism of Jamie going on a date. After she walked in and laughed about it the experts said nothing, then criticised Adrian for "making light of it" 😂 then 5 hours of Carina and Paul. Insanity #MAFSAU
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People think the editing is just what they say. The edit between Jamie clearly breaking trust and justifying it by saying she's "nosey" and "wants to know everything" in comparison to last night's "curious". The whimsical music vs hard tone. Jamie gets a golden edit for a rotten person #MAFSAU
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Carina stood there looking that hot, not letting herself get spoken over the top of and just demolishing Paul. She dropped this 👑 #MAFSAU
March 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Essendon are every bit as bad as West Coast and North Melbourne in years gone. Difference is North seem to have good kids, Essendon is a place young players go to die. Rapidly regressing #AFLDonsCrows
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Impey just had a chance to get rid of the ball, didn't, stood on the goal line and then handballed it over. Confused as this was a free kick last week FOR Hawks but not one against? #AFLBluesHawks
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Clint watching this shit next to Jacqui knowing he's about to hit some 220km/h serves on her on his tennis court tomorrow for all this lying #MAFSAU
March 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM