SquareBall
@squareballsays.bsky.social
Building clout in order to successfully gofundme my inevitable illness
Guy “Am I gonna live doctor?”
Guy 2 "I'm a dentist so probably."
Guy 2 "I'm a dentist so probably."
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Guy “Am I gonna live doctor?”
Guy 2 "I'm a dentist so probably."
Guy 2 "I'm a dentist so probably."
The warby parker app should be called the warber app send tweet
July 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The warby parker app should be called the warber app send tweet
9/11 wasn't built in a day
May 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
9/11 wasn't built in a day
you can lead a fish to water but you cant make it drink
April 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
you can lead a fish to water but you cant make it drink
Liberal Hollywood is too afraid to show the TRUE dark reality of an apocalypse where thousands of dying smoke detector chirps echo throughout the city.
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Liberal Hollywood is too afraid to show the TRUE dark reality of an apocalypse where thousands of dying smoke detector chirps echo throughout the city.
fellas, is it gay for your balls to touch each other?
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
fellas, is it gay for your balls to touch each other?
instead of "true" we say "that's so raven"
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
instead of "true" we say "that's so raven"
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a dead bee is called a been
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
a dead bee is called a been
regrets are like assholes: everyones got at least two
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
regrets are like assholes: everyones got at least two
You bet your ass Captain America 4 somehow has a plot about California burning they will have to do reshoots for
January 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You bet your ass Captain America 4 somehow has a plot about California burning they will have to do reshoots for
it’s balenciAga not balenciagA
January 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
it’s balenciAga not balenciagA
just watched challengers. is this anything?
June 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
just watched challengers. is this anything?
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if lacroix made a beer, it would just be bud light
March 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
if lacroix made a beer, it would just be bud light
using the glory hole to give a firm business handshake
February 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
using the glory hole to give a firm business handshake
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here on bluesky, we call posting “creaming” & people who post “creamers”. We call quoted posts “creamcalls” & reposts “tweets”.
February 6, 2024 at 6:08 PM
here on bluesky, we call posting “creaming” & people who post “creamers”. We call quoted posts “creamcalls” & reposts “tweets”.
Your peacemakers too blessed be. Your water too wine. Your love too everlasting. They'll crucify you jesus.
January 9, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Your peacemakers too blessed be. Your water too wine. Your love too everlasting. They'll crucify you jesus.
Thanos
Thanas
Thana
Thanamos
Thanais
Thanan
Thanas
Thana
Thanamos
Thanais
Thanan
December 17, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Thanos
Thanas
Thana
Thanamos
Thanais
Thanan
Thanas
Thana
Thanamos
Thanais
Thanan
To the tune of Silver Bells:
"Stringer Belllllllll"
"Stringer Belllllllll"
December 14, 2023 at 10:06 PM
To the tune of Silver Bells:
"Stringer Belllllllll"
"Stringer Belllllllll"
what food deserts are to grocery stores, the halloween section is to target
October 25, 2023 at 8:51 PM
what food deserts are to grocery stores, the halloween section is to target
remember when we watched mr peanut die on national tv and then they act like it didn’t happen?
October 24, 2023 at 7:53 PM
remember when we watched mr peanut die on national tv and then they act like it didn’t happen?
you can't yell "heart attack" in a Mcdonald anymore
October 20, 2023 at 8:06 PM
you can't yell "heart attack" in a Mcdonald anymore
its 1998 somewhere in the world.
October 20, 2023 at 4:59 AM
its 1998 somewhere in the world.