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scarab
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The president of comedy
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
it's just so quaint seeing old jokes riffing on those direct to video sequels as a new low Disney was sinking to. how could they have known they could go even deeper? I'll say one thing, I'd rather watch "Jafar May Need Glasses" than the live action Lilo and Stitch which doesn't even have Gantu.
May 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Please do yourselves a favor and go see The Day the Earth Blew Up. Absolutely phenomenal love letter to classic Looney Tunes antics, and a genuinely beautifully animated 2D film. If you wanna see more movies like this, go support this one now!
March 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In SB-129, Squidward gets frozen for 2000 years in the Krusty Krab freezer, but then travels back in time to after he was frozen. Squidward's frozen body has been in the Krusty Krab for every episode since and that's kind of creepy to think about.
November 10, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I need to know the lore about the pioneers from SpongeBob. They hitchhiked, ate coral, and could somehow drive rocks. I want to know so much more about them.
November 10, 2024 at 12:18 AM