I like organizing beads and doing coke so you know I like my bags tiny

People are like "there are no right wingers on blue sky" and i don't get it there are plenty of liberals on here

Doctor said I needed to stop drinking soda to stop polluting my body. I’m proud to say tonight I chose to drink soap instead!

Ye ever just look at right winger and think ew

This account is:
pro-gay
pro-trans
pro-immigrant
pro-veteran (stop war)
pro-catboy
pro-women
pro-choice
pro-science
pro-gun (only the pink ones)
pro-palestine
pro-blm
pro-union
pro-universal healthcare
pro-UBI
pro-drugs

Hello! I'm a big music and games nerd, with a job animating/designing. If you like chillhop/lofi/trap beats, that's what I put my creative effort into most, and there's a few of my zelda covers on streaming services!

My grandfather was a maltese

Same, except for the class traitors in Paw Patrol. ACAB

Me watching Hasan:

What did he say? Oh no, now he yelling. What is he mad about? Does he skip leg day? Would politics daddy step on me for a good cause? (shakes head to reset horny) What’s he saying? I’d settle for getting choked. (takes cold shower with my clothes on)

Me (campaigning door to door): Can I have that vote?

Voter: Yezzir!

Me (pointing at cookie): Can I have that cookie?

Voter: haha no lol

Me (pointing at their fridge): Can I have a beer?

Voter: haha no we don’t drink beer but I do have a chianti haha

I pull out comedically oversized wine glass

I promise that the only election I’ll ever tamper with is the one in your pants 😉😘

mcr let's gooooooo

America has never collectively needed anything like we currently need a SOAD comeback