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Rob
@sqlrob.bsky.social
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Long-time videogamer, single player games from Adventure to Zork
Occasional cook
Sporadic boardgamer
Owned by cats
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Age yourself with gaming
A screenshot from Adventure You're in valley. look stream You are in a valley in the forest beside a stream tumbling along a rocky bed. s At your feet all the water of the stream splashes into a 2-inch slit in the rock. Downstream the streambed is bare rock. s You are in a 20-foot depression floored with bare dirt. Set into the dirt is a strong steel grate mounted in concrete. A dry streambed leads into the depression. The grate is locked
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Obviously M rated.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Forget the classics?
Picture of a car with the Florida license plate A55 RGY. With the position of the orange that is part of all the plates, it looks like "ass orgy"
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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How about one with a bonus h & G?
The original Weinersmith identity, with the addition of a power of hGphi to the 1.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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WTF @gamepass.xbox.com?
Screenshot of the XBox Mobile app for the BallxPit game just added to game pass. Current subscription is shown as Ultimate, not including the game. Below that is a box saying it's included in Ultimate.
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It's not real. Or rather, the tweet is, the person isn't.

It's satire.
Screen shot from profile: Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon amzn.to/3aDgUmi.
October 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Well, yeah. They've said that out loud for a while.
Picture from the 2022 CPAC conference with a "We are all domestic terrorists" banner.
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Why not get the Microsoft(r) coin, perfect for flipping.
A picture of a stone coin with a person for scale. The coin is wider and taller than the person is tall.
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Yes, but there's some side effects.
Picture of a Feral Ghoul Chair from Fallout 76. It is a wood chair, with yellow cushions with a head sticking out of the top cushion, legs protruding from the bottom tied to the legs. Arms can just barely be seen tied to the side supports of the chair. In game, the ghoul is struggling.
September 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Nah, she used the wrong dice.
A picture of 6 six-sided dice, showing the faces -1, -2, -3, -4, -5, -6.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A large signing saying "Please do not touch", with the same phrase in braille below it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Might even be worth a trillion. Maybe.
Screenshot from e-bay listing a 10 trillion dollar bill from Zimbabwe for $27.99
September 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Apparently this is one of the dolls.
A Barbra Streisand Babbie doll.
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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A different right wing commentator, but I had to do this.
The change my mind meme, with "The second amendment is worth it, change my mind". The person in this meme is another right wing commentator, Steven Crowder who opposes gun control
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Nah, too competent.
The "graphic design is my passion" meme. Clouds, with red text, not centered, in comics sans saying "graphic design is my passion". Above that is a white square with the clip art of a frog in it.
September 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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She's also mad at white bread.
Screenshot of a tweet by AlexPhilips(ThatAlexWoman) that reads: "The white bread, tin of processed beans and sugary yoghurt are ultraprocessed foods that we shovel into children mindlessly leading to lifelong obesity. These food parcels should be fresh, nutritious, filling, as well as versatile, and not cheap precursors to metabolic syndrome."
August 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A QR code that leads to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Made this one a while ago, don't remember exactly why
Picture of a cake with the text "Ceci n'es pas un mensonge" below it.
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Political cartoon subtitled "Roswell,NM 1947" There is a crashed spaceship, with an obvious alien being restrained by two military staff and being led to a jeep. A miniature Donald Trump is running off to the side, with the alien yelling "You Fools! It's getting away"
August 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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uh oh.
Picture of a Puppeteer from Larry Niven's work. A three legged alien, with a broad horse like body and two heads each on their own skinny neck. In the Know Universe series, they took their planets and moved them out of the star system so that they could flee the galaxy as a race.
August 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Some times the timeline just works.
A screen cap of my timeline, showing this skeet I'm replying to with its image of "What the hell should I be researching before this panel", with a skeet from "Moby Dick" saying "unspeakable horror"
August 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The facebook complaint form with "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
July 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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If it's going to be wrong all the time, why not stick with the classics?
Neo from the Matrix as a rubber duck.
July 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The answer is b
Another screenshot of the post by Trump taken at 9:33 AM CDT. It shows 4.03k Retruths and 21.1k likes
July 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM