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sqlginger.bsky.social
@sqlginger.bsky.social
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Just a ginger learning SQL! (She/He/They/Them) Vintage aesthetic, modern values, disabled. Views do not reflect my employer.

I dance like an overly confident middle age white dude… probably at a wedding.
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sqlginger.bsky.social
Heads up Alberta. You only get this info if you click “preorder vaccine-order vaccines.” Found out from another friend with cancer. Not great for folks at risk.

#AbPoli #PublicHealth #AbGov #AbLeg #UCP #NDP
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
sqlginger.bsky.social
Someone want to let the weather know we’re out here trying to #KeepAlbertaRolling
August 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
sqlginger.bsky.social
This Canada Creep looked in the window and watched me change.

#CanadaGoose #MurderChicken
A photo through a window of a Canada goose. The goose is trying to see inside watching the person taking the photo. The goose has a black head and neck with a white diagonal stripe near the eye. Grey feathers in the body and black tail feathers. In the foreground a dark desk with an ID on the corner.
May 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sqlginger.bsky.social
That moment when your good friend comes over and you show them your boobies and they say “nice tits”, and you have to correct them because, in fact, they are not tits but boobies.
Two walls with blue footed boobie birds. 2 frames. First with a bird with a white body, brown and black wings, blue feet and a long cheeky beak. The frame on the right has 2 of the same cartoon boobies dancing together. They are on a beige background. The left wall has boobie wallpaper. Also with cartoon boobies. Same colour, white, black and brown wings, black cheeky beaks. In a variety of poses and one is looking nervously at a girl boobie with a rose held in his wing.
April 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
sqlginger.bsky.social
When you want to enter the housing coop Christmas light contest but you’re on a budget and not much of an artist.
Window with black curtain. In white chalk marker a wreath is drawn with spruce branches and lights are going around 80% of the wreath circle. But not the whole circle.
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 AM
sqlginger.bsky.social
I would NOT mess with this combo. Not a naughty list you’d want to be on.
December 8, 2024 at 6:09 AM
sqlginger.bsky.social
White trucks and trailers. Staff in dark clothes with some in reflective vests look up at dusk to see northern lights. In purple and green on a blue sky.
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 AM