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🔞an actual snake
@sqky.bsky.social
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DO NOT INTERACT IF UNDER 18 OR NOT QUEER / ALLY. THIS IS KINKY TOWN.

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Robbie Rotten from LazyTown doing his best Metal Gear Solid Delta Revolver Ocelot impression
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Same energy i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icon...
Rapper MC Ride laying in bed on his back, staring up at the ceiling with a blank expression
August 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Meeeeeeeeeeee
(originally posted on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/61344738/)
(artist is on FB (???): www.facebook.com/share/183qyd...)
A lamia girl with big elf ears, tanned skin, long turquoise hair, and deep purple horns that wrap behind her ears. Her snake half has light red scales with large, darker square patterns dotted across it along with a cream underside. The first pose show her with a cheeky expression wearing a white t-shirt with red text that reads “I swallow on the first date.” The second pose has her look behind herself with a predatory glare as her snake body is revealed to have a large deformed bulge…
July 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Thisss iss cute ssso im doing it too :3—<

Credit to thisss variant goesss to @/cerindaemon.bsky.social (I think?)
Reply to this post with a red heart if you would like to be in my mouth. Orange heart is if you would like me to swallow you whole. Yellow heart is if you would like to be inside of me (like in my stomach). Purple heart is if you would like to be inside of me for a while (endo or even digestion). Red circle is if you would like to hang out with me. Orange circle is if you would like to rub my full belly (or in my case, big bulges in my snake tail). Yellow circle is if you would like to watch me eat prey, and purple circle is if you would like to feed me prey. You can reply with multiple emojis if multiple of them apply!
June 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A nun-like figure puts up its hand and says “Silence, environmentalists: my penis is talking.”
June 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Hey. Hey you. Yes, you.

Don’t make posts like this.

Talk to them instead of publicly shaming them first. This just makes you look irresponsible.
Post from Hypnotic Mommy Lya: One thing a lot of people don't seem to know about me, is that I'm willing to publicly drag people who hurt me, through the mud. Imagine being really patient with a sub for a year, over half that time was pretty great; then waking up to (emphasis) that. Two screenshots of conversations. One from the start of them and TheNarberal’s contact, and the other from June 5 reading: Hey, Ive been thinking about this a lot. We dont have matching schedules, likes, etc. I don't have the time or money that I know you want. So, have nice life. It was fun.
June 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Look at this grape
A shiny green bulbous mass sitting within a bed of corals in the ocean. If you can tell me what it actually is I will blow you
June 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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this site is growing so rapidly holy shit

for context i think my OG account was one of the first million or two million
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #5,579,060, 🔞an actual snake ‪@sqky.bsky.social‬, joined on May 9, 2024"
April 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Me: “I mussst be acssse caussse I jussst don’t want to do sssexsss like… ever”

Alsssso me on random occasssionssss:
A little ADHD guy having the zoomies, captioned with “Stimming isn’t enough anymore, I need to [fuck everything that moves]”
April 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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E
Lord Farquaad from Shrek pointing at something offscreen with an amused expression
April 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Thisssss isss how I look down upon you all, with an intensssse gazsssse you can’t look away from~

Art by Flygona780 on 🦤
April 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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scryfall.com/card/inr/230... this is only till end of turn but it’s low mana so yippee
I’m sorry, use the link to read the card text
March 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Microsoft staff when they see someone buy these items
A dog staring at the camera with text “I know what you are” over it
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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WTF NOOOOOO
March 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This is peak
The Bluesky profile of at bazuricko dot B sky dot social. Their profile picture is a blurry, low-fidelity image of Majima from the Yakuza series. Their banner is big bold yellow text on a black background that just says “sex” in all caps. Their bio just has a smiley face emoticon in it. This is peak.
March 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Kinda like thisssss!

By amedama12321 on 🦅📱
Two trucks I mean Pokemon snakes having sex, both blushing as one cums into the other and their bodies twist and squeeze around one another
March 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I don’t know why but this image made me go “yeah,,,, I’m a snake,,,,,,,,,,,, and I’ve always been one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”

Art by nemomo_san on 🦅📱
The three Snake pokemon, Serperior, Arbok, and Seviper, all glaring at the viewer eagerly bearing their fangs
March 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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A picture of an AK style rifle with a big magnified scope and a heavy barrel topped off with a big muzzle brake. If you need a Peter Griffin, this is the “Longbow” from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (the new one). It is a sniper rifle modeled after a typical AK style rifle adapted for a designated marksman rifle role.
March 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I got one lol

I really wish I could mark off “stable employment” but I think I need to be at a company for over a year in order to check that off and that hasn’t happened yet ;3;
February 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Maybe not even that
What Isn’t Night Market? This is not a play party, but gear and suits are encouraged. Free coat-check available - come covered in your street clothes, then strip to your skivvies - but please, no tender bits on exhibit, as we must comply with California law and local regulations (i.e., no real genitals showing; jocks, thongs, or other gear that does not completely cover your secret starfish is not allowed). Plush sheathes, packers, and related toys are allowed as costume props, just watch your aim please. If in doubt, email us or ask when you arrive and we are happy to clarify. Fun event-themed pasties are available at Coat Check for just $1!
January 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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At night market???? At a furry convention????????

Found the place in Code of Conduct that talks about this and it is utter clownshow

If we can wear pup hoods and kink clothing at pride, we should be able to wear that stuff at furry conventions too, especially in night market
Costumes, Clothing, Behavior, and Safety Show off your costume work! Costumes of all designs and materials are welcome, provided that they are displayed in a manner appropriate for all ages. We ask that you keep attire reasonably inoffensive. As a rule, no “anatomically correct” costume may be shown in public areas. Collars, leashes, and sled-dog like harnesses may be worn either with costumes or discreetly with your normal street clothing; overt and blatant displays of bondage/BDSM may result in you being asked to leave public convention space. Additionally, the following are items not permitted at Further Confusion: Leashes ARE permitted as long as it does not present a tripping or other safety hazard to the wearer or anyone else. Leashes may ONLY be held by the wearer.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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You know what would be so incredibly funny
January 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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God I feel that

Though for me it’s less crying and more
Famous rapper MC Ride laying in bed, staring up in the ceiling in concern
January 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Guy dressed up in a white polo and a brown striped tie looking at something in the distance intently and concerningly. “I have no idea how many levels of irony we are on now, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.”
January 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If you played these games as a kid, there is a 76.4% chance that you want your cock mutilated by a chainsaw
The cover for Toy Story 3 on the Xbox 360. This game features a sandbox mode where you can unlock toys, props, and locations from across the franchise and screw around with them. The cover of Ford Racing 3 for the PlayStation 2. There is a level set in an autumn forest with a bridge covered by a red hut. That is all I remember. The cover of Backyard Football 2006. You can probably see the pattern here, but I also chose this based on the post I’m vaguely making fun of. This game was weeeeird and I generally liked NFL Street 3 better. The cover of Strawberry Shortcake: The Sweet Dreams Game. And my family had no idea I was a girl the whole time. Hmm.
January 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM