Turns out Silent Hill is lovely if you visit with your still alive wife
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Turns out Silent Hill is lovely if you visit with your still alive wife
Ghost of a man that died on the shitter, they call him Spooky Dookie
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Ghost of a man that died on the shitter, they call him Spooky Dookie
My name is the low droan of a dying star
September 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My name is the low droan of a dying star
I've thought about the phrase "Tel Aviv Labubu Rave" every single day since I first heard it
July 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I've thought about the phrase "Tel Aviv Labubu Rave" every single day since I first heard it
Need me a bad bitch who's into feet so I actually start taking better care of them
July 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need me a bad bitch who's into feet so I actually start taking better care of them
I started bringing candy to functions and now I understand why grandmas get violent if you don't take any candy to bring home
July 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I started bringing candy to functions and now I understand why grandmas get violent if you don't take any candy to bring home
I opened up r/eyebleach because I saw someone reference it and ngl I feel like a baby that was given an ipad with cocomelon playing
June 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I opened up r/eyebleach because I saw someone reference it and ngl I feel like a baby that was given an ipad with cocomelon playing
Why are we, as a species, wasting time on bullshit like bringing back dire wolves when instead we could be working on making cabbits real
June 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why are we, as a species, wasting time on bullshit like bringing back dire wolves when instead we could be working on making cabbits real
I can feel myself getting more and more woke, I feel like Bane when he injects that green shit
June 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I can feel myself getting more and more woke, I feel like Bane when he injects that green shit
I am so jealous of Jane Remover's boundless swag
May 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I am so jealous of Jane Remover's boundless swag
Direct sunlight probably feels good as fuck if you're a solar panel
May 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Direct sunlight probably feels good as fuck if you're a solar panel
I could probably be convinced that cabbits are real at this point
May 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I could probably be convinced that cabbits are real at this point
This Airbnb got self check-in and it feels like a lil scavenger hunt
Oooh type in this code here, head through the door, take 15 paces northward, pull the 3rd lever from the left, keep walking until you hear the owl hoot for a third time and check your left pocket - your room key will be there
Oooh type in this code here, head through the door, take 15 paces northward, pull the 3rd lever from the left, keep walking until you hear the owl hoot for a third time and check your left pocket - your room key will be there
May 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This Airbnb got self check-in and it feels like a lil scavenger hunt
Oooh type in this code here, head through the door, take 15 paces northward, pull the 3rd lever from the left, keep walking until you hear the owl hoot for a third time and check your left pocket - your room key will be there
Oooh type in this code here, head through the door, take 15 paces northward, pull the 3rd lever from the left, keep walking until you hear the owl hoot for a third time and check your left pocket - your room key will be there
Need to get road head in a Renault Twizy
May 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Need to get road head in a Renault Twizy
Saying "awesome sauce" is so back
May 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Saying "awesome sauce" is so back
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the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again
May 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again
You know what, I DID have gender with your mom last night
May 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You know what, I DID have gender with your mom last night
Oat milk is 50 cents extra at the cafe
Crime doesn't pay and neither does being woke 😔
Crime doesn't pay and neither does being woke 😔
May 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Oat milk is 50 cents extra at the cafe
Crime doesn't pay and neither does being woke 😔
Crime doesn't pay and neither does being woke 😔
Gotta amputate my cock because the bussy too tight
May 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Gotta amputate my cock because the bussy too tight
Have you seen those videos where people peel a raw egg without damaging the membrane so the egg still stays together without the shell
That's basically me with my egg cracking
That's basically me with my egg cracking
May 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Have you seen those videos where people peel a raw egg without damaging the membrane so the egg still stays together without the shell
That's basically me with my egg cracking
That's basically me with my egg cracking
All this wokeness and still no ethereal bisexual communist baddies want me 💔💔
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
All this wokeness and still no ethereal bisexual communist baddies want me 💔💔
If I was Italian my name would be Sodomito Fagioli
May 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If I was Italian my name would be Sodomito Fagioli
GothBoiClique tag if they were all trans:
G-G-GothBoiClit
G-G-GothBoiClit
April 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
GothBoiClique tag if they were all trans:
G-G-GothBoiClit
G-G-GothBoiClit
Sitting in an office building so there's a million wireless networks everywhere, I really hope they're frying my balls and lowering my T levels
April 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Sitting in an office building so there's a million wireless networks everywhere, I really hope they're frying my balls and lowering my T levels
Calling cishet people breeders as an insult is lowkey a self own because you expose yourself for not having a breeding kink which is kinda lame
April 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Calling cishet people breeders as an insult is lowkey a self own because you expose yourself for not having a breeding kink which is kinda lame