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It's monke time
That cameo in Pluribus is brilliant
Bravo Vince
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Looking forward to Netflix merging with HBO Max and paying more than both of them combined
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Every single character sounds like Tommy Wiseau holy shit!
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them

A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If Post Malone delivers mail he's Postman Malone
If you pour milk over Post Malone he's Post Cereal Malone
If Post Malone comes back from the war he's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Malone
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
They’re absolutely going to take the wrong lessons from this lmao. Instead of giving the games more time and not using AI they’re gonna be like “they want boots on the ground, Modern Warfare 4 yo”
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7’s launch sales were down more than 60% in Europe compared to the series’ previous instalment - and 63% below Battlefield 6's debut.

vgc.news/news/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 stumbles in European launch, with sales 63% below Battlefield 6 | VGC
Blacks Ops 7’s launch sales were down more than 60% compared to last year’s game…
vgc.news
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Will Smith hit the game winning home run is a real thing that happened in the year of our lord 2025
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Chat, is it a good idea to prop up the largest economy in the world on an overhyped technology no one likes and doesn’t work half the time?
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
2024 Tech layoffs: We overhired post-COVID

2025 Tech layoffs: AI replaced their jobs

2026 Tech layoffs: The AI bubble burst

2027 Tech layoffs: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why buy new video games when you can get around to your PS+ games you’ve been hoarding for years
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Weird way to find out David Bowie faked his death but ok
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
None of this would happen if Xbox called their next console after the 360 the Xbox 720 instead of the Xbox One
Target and Walmart seemingly pulling Xbox stock from store shelves

➡️ www.thegamer.com/target-walma...

#Xbox
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Gavin Newsom is not the guy
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Not me liking a TikTok before I saw the Sora watermark
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This genuinely makes me wish we lived in Terminator instead
Went down a rabbithole reading about this last night that led me to the "comedy sketch" the company made to introduce this dreck and holy mackerel it's one of the worst things I've ever watched in my life

(if you want to sit in horror for 2 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sVO...)
September 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I wish I was an adult in 1997, back when Final Fantasy VII first came out, homes were affordable and the Broncos had a Superbowl winning team
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Starting to think this “football” craze is nothing more than a vehicle for gambling
September 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Give them another console generation before Xbox goes the way of Windows Phone and Zune
Microsoft is increasing the price of Xbox consoles again in the US, just five months after its last price increase.

After the price rise kicks in, a 2TB Xbox Series X will cost more than a 2TB PlayStation 5 Pro.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/microso...
Microsoft is raising Xbox console prices in the US again, five months after its last price increase | VGC
A 2TB Xbox Series X now costs more than a PS5 Pro…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That racist af Sydney Sweeney ad is the perfect media literacy test. Like you either understand the obvious dog whistles specifically meant to drum up controversy for a dying mall brand or you're on team "It's not that deep, bro"
July 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Watching The Bear with my roommates and they point at Rob Reiner and go “holy shit he’s Jess’s father in New Girl”
July 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Never the hugest fan of Late Night with Stephen Colbert but Paramount can truly get buttfucked. Their attempts to appease Trump are gonna backfire when the pedophile allegations start picking up (or he kills himself whichever comes first)
July 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I feel like we're so close to the full extent of the Epstein shit... yet so far away
July 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Happy Fourth America sucks lmao
July 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Being “22” and “born in 2003” just breaks my brain on such an old-people level
July 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mario Kart World would be infinitely better if it leaned in more to being a Forza Horizon ripoff
June 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Long expected that Trump and musk would fight but aye lmao
June 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM