"But Kirk, the real genius of Muad'Dib's strategy was that he knew, and Shaddam IV didn't, that the Atreides family atomics were ready to make a new path to Arrakeen. When Stilgar and the Fedaykin appeared astride Makers in the new gap, the Battle for Arrakeen was all but over. Arrakis was Fremen."

I took the opportunity this morning to join thousands of other Cincinnatians on the right side of history. Hands off our government.

America has attention crisis, and democrats have lost the race to capitalize on it. The masses are not going to devote 15 min to an article/vid; they’re going to hear things like “stop the steal” and “Bidenomics = badenomics” then run with it. We need simple messaging even at the cost of accuracy.

How do you, as Netflix, have such a disaster of a stream tonight? How did they not go way overboard on infrastructure preparations? Did they somehow lowball their viewership estimate?

No shot they’re ready for Christmas Day NFL

Alright so even if I didn’t post until just now, do I still get to claim OG status if I joined months ago?

Now that I have a clean slate of a profile, this is my chance to start being funny. Everything else was just a warmup.